My client --- such fashion sense. She found a sleeping bag that matches the color of her teeth. I'd also like to point out that it isn't a job "cleaning up dog sh!t." It's a job cleaning up what will be called the First Sh!t. I bet she could sell it on eBay if she ever decides to pay my remaining balance (hint-hint).
I don't care who you are, that there's funny.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Bad Frank!
DeleteThe yellow bag isn't big enough to fit Beth.
ReplyDeleteSomeone deposited a large load of foul, bio-hazardous, toxic excrement on the White House lawn! And then there's the dog poop.
ReplyDeleteAnybody know if Beth is still taking orders to pick up dog crap on the street? I just passed a pile on 4th and Monroe.
ReplyDeleteMy client --- such fashion sense. She found a sleeping bag that matches the color of her teeth. I'd also like to point out that it isn't a job "cleaning up dog sh!t." It's a job cleaning up what will be called the First Sh!t. I bet she could sell it on eBay if she ever decides to pay my remaining balance (hint-hint).
ReplyDeleteI hear the DC squirrels are rabid! Autopsies all around!
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