Emails produced in Lane Bajardi and Kim Cardinal Bajardi's SLAPP suit are not the only news in town.
A GA reader found this breaking news item on Beth Mason's Facebook page.
Wow! Mason volunteers to pick up piles of dog poop at "some" Hoboken locations. Which ones?
Mason will "reach out" to Terry Castellano so they can "doo" it together. The location of the canine crap provided is in Terry's (1st) Ward. The Poop Busters will roll up their sleeves and scoop together.
Terry must be elated!
Another Facebook friend directs Beth Mason to doo-piles in the 5th Ward. No matter, the Councilwoman cheerfully agrees to clean up Peter Cunningham's dog-sh*t.
Thank you, Beth Mason!
I guess everybody is welcome to direct Beth Mason to clean the poop in their respective Ward. You live in the 4th Ward? The 3rd? Doesn't matter! Have Scoop Will Travel. Imagine, a few short months ago, Mason was hosting Steve Sweeney in Atlantic City, today she's scurrying around Hoboken with a pooper-scooper.
Good plan; nothing works up a hearty appetite like scooping dog shit. Lunch is served! Not meatballs, I hope.
Here's a ditty in honor of Mason and Castellano, Hoboken's own "Poop-Busters."
A GA reader found this breaking news item on Beth Mason's Facebook page.
Wow! Mason volunteers to pick up piles of dog poop at "some" Hoboken locations. Which ones?
Mason will "reach out" to Terry Castellano so they can "doo" it together. The location of the canine crap provided is in Terry's (1st) Ward. The Poop Busters will roll up their sleeves and scoop together.
Terry must be elated!
Another Facebook friend directs Beth Mason to doo-piles in the 5th Ward. No matter, the Councilwoman cheerfully agrees to clean up Peter Cunningham's dog-sh*t.
Thank you, Beth Mason!
I guess everybody is welcome to direct Beth Mason to clean the poop in their respective Ward. You live in the 4th Ward? The 3rd? Doesn't matter! Have Scoop Will Travel. Imagine, a few short months ago, Mason was hosting Steve Sweeney in Atlantic City, today she's scurrying around Hoboken with a pooper-scooper.
Good plan; nothing works up a hearty appetite like scooping dog shit. Lunch is served! Not meatballs, I hope.
Here's a ditty in honor of Mason and Castellano, Hoboken's own "Poop-Busters."
Sung to the tune of "Ghostbusters"
If there's somethin' brown in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
(Poopbusters!)
If it's on your shoe an' it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
(Poopbusters!)
Who ya gonna call?
(Poopbusters!)
I ain't afraid o' no poop
I clean it wit my scoop
I clean it wit my scoop
If there's shit on your street
Don't mess up your feet
Who can you call?
(Poopbusters!)
Don't mess up your feet
Who can you call?
(Poopbusters!)
Oh who ya gonna call?
(Poopbusters!)
I ain't afraid o' no poop
Ricky got me a gold scoop
Ricky got me a gold scoop
Who ya gonna call?
(Poopbusters!)
(Poopbusters!)
If you step in shit, pick up the phone
And call
(Poopbusters!)
And call
(Poopbusters!)
I ain't afraid o' no poop
I pick it with my scoop
I ain't afraid o' no crap
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I pick it with my scoop
I ain't afraid o' no crap
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
(Poopbusters!)
(Poopbusters!)
Let me tell you somethin'
Bustin' makes me feel good
Bustin' makes me feel good
You jus' give the word,
And we'll come get the turd
Me an' Terry are
(Poopbusters!)
Me an' Terry are
(Poopbusters!)
When a dog shits near your door
Unless you want some more
I think you better call
(Poopbusters!)
Unless you want some more
I think you better call
(Poopbusters!)
Oh, who you gonna call?
(Poopbusters!)
(Poopbusters!)
Ah, think you better call
(Poopbusters!)
(Poopbusters!)
As we all know rich ladies answer to everything is let's do lunch.
ReplyDeleteOMG! It makes me want to go out right now and get scoopin'! Should I leave the bucket-o-shit at Beth's Civic League? I'm sure they'll know what to do with it. Maybe Lane can edit it.
ReplyDeleteIf you see a jumbo size Gumby scooping poop, you know who that is.
ReplyDeleteShockingly Mason is taking credit for what the City workers and the spring rain has done but that is how she rolls.
ReplyDeleteAfter what her own people have said does anyone think anyone volunteers for Mason ?
If the Zimmerists had let Mason cut property taxes by 25% dogowners would clean up after their dogs?
ReplyDeleteA mansion two doors down from Richard G. Mason's mansion on Hudson Street is up for sale for $4,650,000.00
ReplyDelete"Gold scoop". ROTFLMAO
ReplyDeleteIs this the work of jolly G?! Outstanding
One of GA's previous posts highlighted Lane's own poopy problem, what's up with these guys? Also, what "fancy parties" and junkets to AC and Europe with "luxury car services" have I been missing? I'm a taxpayer, I want me some of them "fancy parties" too!!
ReplyDeleteNo, it is just the usual way Mason tries to twist reasonable City expenses and make them sound bad. Most of the lies she keeps repeating have been discredited but she still repeats them over and over again.
DeleteFacebook pages are funny things. Upon closer examination one can quickly surmise that the people "liking" a page or posts with a thumbs up can mostly turn out to not live in Hoboken at all. And the few that do, don't even live in a certain ward. So in that respect one can ideally see the humor in even giving that page a 2nd thought. Just another failed operation by the gang that can't shoot straight.....
ReplyDeleteNo one really "likes" Mason.
DeleteSuggested campaign slogan for Mason 2015: If you smell dog shit, the next thing you see will be me!
ReplyDeleteOr instead of Senator Pot Hole, she could be Councilwoman Shit Pile. Catchy.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to update Beth's Gabby Giffords pic, substituting a steaming pile for the retired congresswoman.
Another campaign slogan: "I don't need sandwich head, just give me another steaming pile of Beth!"
What about kitty litter? I keep calling Cunningham and he acts like it's my problem. What gives?
ReplyDeleteHey there girlie I like your style. Whatsay you and me get together in a shopping cart and see what happens? I gotta place under the bridge. You'll like it. Good news is Beth will clean up where I been you know hearing natures call and whatnot. It's a little rough for now but once Beth does her magic, that shopping cart is gonna be pretty sweet. Is it a date? Bring some Shaefers tall boys. Get something for yerself too.
DeleteI am most certainly not getting in a shopping cart with you. I am not that kind of girl. I happen to be a very close friend of Ms Mason. What does that tell you?
DeleteUnderstood, understood. Don't get all in a bunch. Let's do this. You get in the shopping cart all by yourself, see? Get all comfortable. Roll around a little. Now drink down one of my Shaefers tall boys. Make a note that you owe me one. Once yer all comfterble like, I'll get in with you. Or we can do it your way. We can have ole Masey get in there with you, see? After she gets all the Wiskey-doo off her hands and whatnot. I'm a gentleman. Then she'll have a tall boy too (that's 2 you owe me). Then when everyone is all settled I'll get in with you 2 prom queens. I like the way you think girlie! Good plan.
DeleteSo "David" has identified 2major poop locations on his "route" which are more than a mile apart. Quite the "route." Most extraordinary that he found no concentrations of poop all the way from 4th and river street to 11th and park. Apparently the problem is limited to the 1st and 2nd wards.
ReplyDelete"David" then conveniently shifts to taxes giving "Beth" a magic opening for her hackneyed talking points about the surplus and cab rides to the airport.
The real message here is that as of today (who knows what will be tomorrow) Mason is planning to run again, she is co-ordinating her effort with Castellano, and will repeating the exact same talking points that she has always used as ineffectively as she has always used them.
In my opinion it looks like past politicos Liebler (many recent letters to the Hudson Reporter pointing out his 2nd ward residency and long years in town) and Paetzhold may also be considering running against Beth. I would imagine Liebler would be aligned with the Ramos "Revenge for the Mayoral election" ticket.
DeleteI have to think Biancamano may want to run as well. The Mason team did call him "Sandwich Head" after all
God help Hoboken.
DeleteYikes. Liebler is as dumb as a bag of hammers and Sandwich-Head isn't much better. The debates will be epic.
DeleteSandwiches are not on the diet plan.
DeleteOutside of being a know-nothing, attention-seeking, recently-arrived opportunist, who and what is Liebler and why does he insinuate himself into every situation? Why does he drone on at every public meeting? Apart from dogs, who gives a shit about him or Beth?
DeleteHe got paid to shill for Frank "Pupie" Raia back when he ran for mayor.
DeleteSo he may be looking for another payday.
Anon @8:13 the David in that post is a realtor. He's probably having Beth clean up the dog crap in front of places he wants to show and she's dumb enough to do it.
DeleteWhen Beth's term is up, she can pull some strings at City Hall for a job cleaning dog shit.
ReplyDeleteI love the way Mason says it was "uncovered" that the City had a surplus as if a surplus is somehow a bad thing (rather than the byproduct of fiscal prudence) that the city was trying to hide and Beth and her team of forensic investigators "uncovered" it - presumably by reading the City's certified audit that is publicly released every year.
ReplyDeleteThe surplus debate was always a losing issue for Mason but the City's upgrade from junk to a AA+ bond rating makes the talking point even stupider.
It's amazing that with all the money she spends Mason just can't seem to find competent political staff.
I think Beth Mason has a promising post-city council future in city Animal Control. Her career began a few months back when she ardently followed up on dogs getting attacked by woodchucks or something, I forget exactly, and now she has revisited her canine focus by heading up Team Dog Poop. Your political trajectory may have gone to "shit", Beth, but we know your team of highly-paid consultants (as well as those who don't get paid yet service you 24/7 and poop their own pants in the process) can make lemonade outta these lemons!
ReplyDeleteThe Squirrel Autopsy!!! Who can forget! Council people Giattino, Cunninham and even Russo couldn't contain their laughter.
DeleteFF to the 1:25 mark to hear the snickers.
http://grafixavenger.blogspot.com/2014/11/breaking-squirrel-autopsy-report-cause.html
The squirrel died of a single self-inflicted gunshot wound. It left a suicide note that made reference to an insufferable and inescapable screeching noise near the squirrel's habitat. The sound was a piercing "excuuuuuusssse meeeee?????" Repeated over and over at all hours of the day and night. According to the coroner it was actually the 17th squirrel suicide at that location.
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