If you were tucked in bed last night (after your milk and cookies), then you missed this:
So far, responses have been overwhelmingly positive.
But you know, there's always one...
Truth. How many New Jersey municipalities are overrun with suburban brats who come here to get drunk and piss and fight to TWICE a year?
NONE. Just Hoboken. Our city hosts these mini-crime waves and mainstream media covers them. Twice a year.
"Oh you live in Hoboken? Isn't that where a drunk Santa Claus punched a cop in the face and an elf flashed a granny."
"Yeah. Hey, can we talk about that live sex act on the bar instead?"
HOBOKEN'S TWIN PLAGUES
So, thanks Chief for putting it out there. We Hoboken residents know that your police department is just, fair, supports racial equality, is color-blind, and will do everything possible to keep the peace- not just this Friday, but every day.
Equality is wimpy! People are tired of it.
ReplyDeleteAlso people are tired of everyone calling me Cadet Bonespurs when I threaten to have MY army attack YOUR protestors. That's what a lot of people are saying. They want you to be nice to me.
I waved a bible and everything. That's holy AF! How holy? I gassed the people who were in the way. You can't get holier than than. So be nice to me! That's an order, America!