In a stunning development yesterday, while chest thumping about his massive-- um... his yuge-- um... GIGANTIC global internet domination, look what happened to that weenie!
ALEXA gave that weenie a cold shower. Look: his global internet traffic whizzes through one second faster than it did on Tuesday!
DO NOT RESUSCITATE
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Yes, it's true... The globe is spinning fast, but not as fast as global travelers in and out of that cyber-wreck! From 8 seconds down to 7 seconds PLUS 100% bounce! That is almost as fast as the speed of sound. Almost.
Note: the globe does not vote in Hoboken elections- it's not even registered! Therefore, GA cannot think of anyone stupider than a local political blogger in one municipality out of 566 in New Jersey who wants traffic from Zimbabwe. Sadly, Zimbabwe residents cannot vote in Hoboken. Nor do they give two shits about Hoboken politics, which is why the leave in 8 7 seconds, like the rest of his global internet audience!
But you know, this blog exposing the truth about that site has him bouncing like a marionette on rubber strings. Boy, has he gone ballistic. Now that's funny!
Never mind the 7 seconds. that creep posted photos of small children without blurring their faces. Did he get permission from the parents or guardian to do that? The schools require parents to fill out a form whether its okay to publish photos of your kid online or in print. I always say no. That is basic common sense not to publish childrens faces.
ReplyDeleteLet’s be fair. They didn’t look American to our blog administrator. Possibly antifa!
Delete#BuildThatWall!
#BuildThatWall!
#BuildThatWall!
ReplyDeleteEven if you detest a site, it takes more than 8 seconds to enter and exit. And MSV loads painfully slowly; you're there for a half minute before the widgets and modals stop dropping. I suspect the reason for the 7 or 8 second sessions is that the site is swimming in bot traffic. I have literally 2 dozen generally offshore IDs that are "following" me on MSV. Even when I don't post for 6 months I'll get them. 7 new ones this year. That will also boost the appearance of "global interest."
It's all gibberish anyway. When you start seeing registered users making comments, we can talk about it. Everything sounds suspiciously like the proprietor himself, and someone else who does not share any of his alt-right opinions but has no place else to go other than HCV, and occasionally someone else whose more voices aren't any better.