Hey, Lady! You're looking pretty good for a gal of 241... you don't look a day over 240. True, you/we are going through a rough patch, but nothing a BLUE WAVE (followed by impeachment) won't cure.
Hoboken residents: the birthday party is over in Jersey City starting at 12 noon today.
Yep, our neighbor to the South is where the July 4th action is.
JC Mayor Steve Fulop is sponsoring a day-long carnival, with rides, food, entertainment, so bring your kids-- or tiny hostages as I call them-- and forget about the heat. Information is on the event website.
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| http://freedomandfireworks.com/carnival/ |
For crusty curmudgeons who'd rather not schlep to Jersey City, you'll have to make your own fun. Others can check out Hoboken Girl's "Where to Watch 4th of July {2018} Fireworks in Hoboken + Jersey City" for a list of fireworks-viewing locations.
Anyway, GA wishes you all a lovely Independence Day wherever you are. And, if you're around these parts, stay cool.
Well, since it's the 4th of July, I'll start by saying .....
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA!!!
I'm sure by now you think of ME and the USA as more or less the same thing. Makes total sense. So it's really MY birthday when you think about it.
So where's my presents, you deadbeats?
Today, on MY birthday, I want to talk about the things that unite us and what still separates us.
We live in times when the FAKE media and the pro-crime weak-borders democrat party are trying to divide us. If they have their way, the thing Martin Lewis King spoke of several weeks ago, that one day even little black kids could hope to grow up to be little white kids, will remain just that. A thing.
I'm not going to let that happen. And as my employees, I know you won't either.
So TOGETHER we're making America great again, one incarcerated toddler at a time!
But the FAKE media and the pro-crime weak-borders democrat party keep criticizing my policy (which is actually their policy by the way). They want to stop making child incarceration great again at the border.
So since we can't legally force them all shut up until probably my second or third term, here's something we can do in the meantime to feel united again.
Let's just agree to disagree! We'll just say everything is a matter of opinion! That way you don't have to grapple with the ramifications of anything ever! Just say "I disagree!" and you can feel good about yourself again! No further action needed!
Baby jail? "I disagree!"
Climate change denial? "I disagree!"
Gearing up to get rid of Roe v Wade? "I disagree!"
Overturning gay rights? "I disagree!"
My misogyny, racism, exploding deficit, Betsy Devos, Scott Pruitt, Steve Mnuchin, thoughts and prayers instead of policy and action?
Say it together: "I disagree!"
See that? A whole world of problems solved! Look at all that acrimony you didn't have to deal with and all that uncomfortable honest conversation you safely avoided just by saying "I disagree!" and otherwise minding your own business. Why I bet we could have avoided the Civil War if the north would have just said "I disagree with slavery" and left it at that. #MissedOpportunity! #TriggerHappyLincoln!
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ReplyDeleteTake it from the gang at Horse and Friends. They get it! Kuck Fluffner, Yappy the Alt-Right Real Estate Agent and Councilbabe Tippy! They don't let a little thing like baby jail stand between them and their favorite Alt-Right website. Tippy and Princess Gia even use it promote themselves as alleged democrats. How do they do it?
They "disagree"! Not forcefully or in any way that would involve some sort of moral commitment to anything. Get a grip willya! Just in a sort of abstract, inconsequential way - like how you'd say you don't want certain toppings on your 4th of July sundae. Kuck Fluffner, Yappy the Alt-Right Real Estate Agent and Councilbabe Tippy don't want a baby jail on their sundae. And that's just fine! United at last! And we can still keep the baby jail! Everyone wins!
Fortunately, being a democrat has come to mean so little that all you have to do when, say, your host ridicules the Parkland survivors is mouth a few empty platitudes and voice some mild, general disapproval while he freshens up your drink and -*poof!*- you're a democrat in good standing! Like Kucky, Yappy and Tippy!
Better yet, in their own small way, Kucky Fluffy, Yappy, Tippy and Princess Gia are doing the important work of normalizing the altest of alt-right conspiracy theories: THE STORM! They don't have to endorse it, they just have to show they're comfortable being around it as people who think of themselves as leaders - so YOU should too! How great is that! "Democrats" promoting TheStorm!
Plenty of lovely little notes from your favorite quasi-democrats mixed in with a healthy dose of PizzaGate, SpyGate, Infowars, Breitbart and 4Chan. What - you got a problem with that? Don't worry. They disagree with Infowars, Breitbart and 4Chan! And then they advertise on it! Win-Win!
In closing, please enjoy the rest of my birthday. And always remember it's enough to wish I wasn't doing all the things I'm doing. But keep it to yourself, like Kucky, Yappy and Tippy.
#MAGA-BurgersForEveryone!
Thanks for stopping by on your birthday, Hugh Huge! I thought you'd be waterboarding toddlers today (brown-skinned ones).
ReplyDeleteMy condolences-- wasn't Jim Jordan your #1, most batshit fan in Congress?
An Ohio congressman isn't being truthful when asserting he was unaware of allegations that a now-dead team doctor was abusing athletes, according to two former university wrestlers. U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, a former standout college wrestler at the University of Wisconsin and later a coach at Ohio State, knew when he was at the university that the doctor was groping male wrestlers, said ex-wrestlers Mike DiSabato and Dunyasha Yetts.
Awful! The founder of the "Freedom Caucus" turned out to be another disgusting, morally-depraved, self-righteous FRAUD.
My goodness, you Alt-Right wingers are a bunch of freaks. Speaking of Alt Right freaks, I hear you've gotten under Kuck Fluffner's skin-- which might be the first time its been touched in years. Better tip off the Secret Service on that one... the Fluffner elevator doesn't go to the penthouse, if you catch my drift.
Stay off that elevator!
We LOVE the Kuckster! As Steve Bannon likes to say "You can't buy Alt-Right enablers like Kucky Fluffy. They just have to fall into your lap!"
DeleteNo one enables us quite like the Kuck-a-licious One! Remember how bent out of shape he got when some pro-Crooked Bhallary outfit bought ad time on Tucker Carlson because he's a conservative? But he and his friends buy ads and handle all their public communications through the last website on earth (including Fox and Infowars) to give up on Pizzagate and Seth Rich and will be the last one to give up on TheStorm and linking every unsolved mystery to antifa.
You could spend months explaining the hypocrisy to him and he still wouldn't get it. Like Stevie says, you have to hang on to guys like that. We definitely will!
Just to be clear NO ONE at Horse and Friends will EVER be a "cuck"!!
ReplyDeleteA cuck is defined as "the husband of an adulterous spouse, often regarded as an object of derision." Since Kuck Fluffner, Yappy the Alt-Right Real Estate Agent and our esteemed editor have not pursued an adult relationship and have no plans to start, they will never be cuckolded!
We'll be putting all our time into playing Six Degrees of Crooked Bhallary with literally every piece of information we come across. It entails connecting the dots from anything from a discarded bottle cap to the NATO Summit as proof that Crooked is the second coming of Pol Pot!
It's quite the consuming vocation. Think of it as our priesthood. It leaves NO room for such trivialities as *gasp* ...a relationship! Consequently, we is cuckold-proof, baby! We win again! The joke's on you, people who date, marry, and loser crap like that!
Yeah real men pay pornstars $130k a throw for a “relationship”
Deletewell it looks like the FBI has shown up......the spin that Trump was not involved is not going to stand anymore....they will try buttttt.......#therealstorm #gotrepublicans?
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