Oh, dear. First Ward, it's time to change the baby!
How utterly predictable! One nanosecond after the Mayor announced Monday's Executive Order to use 1% of the City's future bond amounts to fund public art, Whiner-in-Chief Mike DeFusco cranked out a press release to throw shade on it and say: "WAAAAAAAAH-- Look at me! Look at me!"
That is one noisy baby!
Two nights ago, the City held a wonderful Arts Gala which raised $15,000 for the Cultural Affairs Department; that is where Mayor Bhalla signed the order to fund Hoboken public art.
You know, not everything the Mayor does requires an instant complaint from Mike DeFusco, does it? I guess it does...
As reported by Hudson County View:
DeFusco (or his consultant) thinks that every time he excretes a whiny press release to counter something the mayor says or does, inserting himself in the story somehow elevates him to the same level as Bhalla.
That's the only thing I can think of! One thing's for sure, the First Ward really needs to change that baby!
Mike is an idiot. The mayor does not need his help drafting an ordinance and the CC is perfectly within its rights to modify the language in the draft if they so choose before passing it. The CC gets consulted when the draft is submitted for consideration, not months or years ahead of time with respect to hypothetical bond issuances that are not even being contemplated yet.
ReplyDeleteSomeone explain to Mike WTF the CC does and how it works because it is pretty obvious he lacks the mental capacity to serve on the CC without a babysitter telling what to say.
On behalf of Yappy the Alt-Right Real Estate Agent AND Professional Victimologist I'd like to point out that criticizing the job performance of a gay man is also known as being anti-gay...man's job performance. Since that's long and clunky, Yappy shortens it to anti-gay. You just got Yap-served, homophobe! And no this does not mean that Pride Month will ever be mentioned even in passing on Yappy's favorite Alt-Right website, including by Yappy himself. It's politics, not values, you idiots. Duh!
ReplyDeleteBut the big headline is that my administration now has another Supreme Court vacancy to fill, so the court will be safely ultra-conservative for at least the next 20 years! This means that past mistakes like Marriage Equality, reproductive rights and Obamacare can finally be put right (eliminated). Fortunately, the team over at Horse and Friends are all ex-democrats, so the news about Anthony Kennedy didn't distract them from looking under rocks for conspiracies involving Crooked Bhallary. Phew! Imagine if they still cared about the democrat party or its outdated ideals! What a mess that would've been!
Happily, Yappy the Alt-Right Real Estate Agent and Tippy the Alt-Right Councilbabe and Kuck the Alt-Right Fluffner couldn't care less! Bullet dodged!
So, just leave the gay-(man's job performance)-bashing to us. We got it covered and then some. In a couple years he'll be lucky to have an apartment!
Oh, and special comedy kudos to our ultra-Alt-Right conspiracy junky editor for continually repeating on every venue in town that Crooked works for "a Republican law-firm" as if that would actually offend my servile little worshipper! How awesome is that! It's a good thing the Horse and Friends gang have narrowed their focus to "bad for Crooked Bhallary = good for me" or we'd actually have to make some sort of an effort over there. Double-phew!
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classic post.
DeleteWell lookee here, if it isn't Hugh Huge, aka FAKE the FAT BALD STRIVER! Stay in your state, loser. The people of Hoboken want their 700k back and we're loading up the bus to come make you and your family very, very sorry you ever opened you dirty mouth.
DeleteCalm down, Anon. Hugh Huge is not 'Striver.' Unlike the MSV circle jerk of Roman Brice, Kurt Gardiner and Tony Soares, this site has a diversity of commenters. And, insulting his physical appearance is unkind-- next one gets deleted.
DeleteI can only be myself, your great leader and final President under the old election laws.
DeleteGranted I can't live up to the creepy level of acclaim I receive from my grovelling admirers at Horse and Friends, especially the editor and writer of most comments. I do wish Cohen knew more about how to write a restraining order than how to get me around them. I think my tennis tighties are getting to that little horse.
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Your Excellency, we thought you'd enjoy our editor's attempt to criticize Crooked Bhallary's comments about youthful candidates and then turning around and calling the youthful campaign manager a "little punk" like the cranky old man he is. Kind of like when he tries to label Crooked as anti-gay and then makes a "funny" about a "lesbian princess."
DeleteIt's our feeling that merging hypocrisy with comedy, Comocrisy as it were, takes the sting out for our fawning ex-democrat subscribers, Kuck, Tippy and Yappy. But if you don't feel that way, Sir, it will be removed immediately, Sir.
Thank you for this audience, Sir! It has been and honor, Sir!