BREAKING: Prieto changes HCDO election location

SECAUCUS-- Under intense criticism from LD-33 State Senator Brian Stack, HCDO Chair Vincent Prieto has changed the location of the June 12 election.    

The controversy began yesterday when Stack urged Sacco-ally Prieto to hold the vote for HCDO Chair in a location "centrally located in the County" rather than at Kearny High School.   In this  hotly-contested election, the LD-33 Senator  is running against Sacco's candidate, Amy DeGise.  

Stack blasted Prieto:

“It is shameful that the bosses have even considered hosting this meeting at a location that discourages participation. However, I am not surprised, as all of the bosses’ decisions are made with minimal input so they can continue to make the system work solely for themselves. This is yet another reason that we need change in the Party.”

The theory that holding the vote in a remote location will discourage attendance appears to be supported by several Jersey City and Hoboken committee members who were heard muttering, "Where the fuck is Kearny?" 

In fact, Stack's theory is likely true, since very few people alive know where Kearny High School is. 

This morning, HCDO Chair Prieto announced that he was changing the venue of the June 12 vote.

"Senator Stack is right.", Prieto said, "Kearny High School is located on the west side of Hudson County in a place known by very few alive today.  It's also come to my attention that Jersey City and Hoboken committee members can get there by bus or by car, which is a problem..."  

"In light of this problem, I've moved the vote to a place that Jersey City and Hoboken Committee members can only reach by magic or rocket ship.  See you on the moon, suckers."  

Lunar transportation will be provided by North Bergen Senator Nick Sacco.

"BANG ZOOM!"