Bhalla scandal sheet #1

Ten weeks into the Bhalla administration, and it's much worse than we thought. Not just his "of counsel" position, but the day-to-day atrocities he commits here in Hoboken on a 24/7 basis as a part-time mayor.

This is what happens when you elect an Un-Electable and make him do math! The wretchedness is piling up.  The following Litany of Scandal, as told in pictures, is the tip of a sordid iceberg!  

#1-- Mayor stuffs kids under desk after he makes it snow. 

#2-- Mayor fills Hoboken pothole with candy (Twizzler Nibs)

#3-- Mayor takes tiny hostages for Cat in Hat reading. Uses funny voices!!! Holds book in (sneaky) left hand. (Connors School)

#4-- Mayor sends body-double to downtown Hoboken fire emergency, saying "If Councilmen Mike DeFusco and Ruben Ramos can sleep through a disaster on the border of their wards, why can't I?"  Body-double stays all night to ensure that displaced  residents have a place to sleep.   

#5-- Mayor crashes Junior Redwings award ceremony to put 5 year-old in "Tazzmission" headlock

#6-- Mayor evades Hoboken High School security, sneaks into Lunch Box lecture series to grab a sandwich. 

#7-- Mayor at scene of Sunday afternoon fire in 6th ward. Wastes time making sure residents are safe. 

#8-- Mayor mooches Valentines Day breakfast from Hoboken seniors! Sausage filcher!

#9-- Mayor tells 250 police that Leprecons are people, too.  

#10-- Part-time gallivanting Mayor leaves Hoboken to gallivant in the New Jersey State House where he successfully lobbies against NJ Transit's purchase of prime Hoboken waterfront property (Union Dry Dock site)! Gallivanting Bhalla and his crew of gallivanting gallivanters (Councilpersons, Assemblywoman Chaparro, residents) share great victory together with their part-time Gallivanter-in-Chief, Mayor Bhalla.  Gallivanter! Part-timer!  Slacker! Loafer!