Meet The Sell-Outs, Hoboken's new, groovy trio playing at City Hall until 2019!
They're no Peter, Paul and Mary- they're Peter, Jen and Tiffy! And what a band!
In one, shady backroom deal, The Sell-Outs:
Their debut album, "The Sell-Outs" is bound to go PLATINUM- to match the 91st floor of the NJ Transit Towers Mike DeFusco will approve in his new Planning Board position (thanks to The Sell-Outs!)
SIDE 1
SIDE 2
Bonus Track:
Dark Side Dreamin'
Catch them at City Hall while you can! They'll be gone in two years!
They're no Peter, Paul and Mary- they're Peter, Jen and Tiffy! And what a band!
In one, shady backroom deal, The Sell-Outs:
- booted the cerebral Jim Doyle off the Planning Board, in exchange for the gum-chewing, development-lovin' Mike DeFusco!
- booted Brian Assadorian off the NHSA- without cause nor thanks for his years of service, to install their buddy Tony Soares!
- leapt to Team Dark Side to install Ruben Ramos, best known for 4th Ward VBM harvest miracles- in the leadership position of the Council (and threw Jen a biscuit- the VP seat!)
- shut out Mayor Ravi Bhalla's At-Large Council members from ANY role in selecting board or Council appointments!
Their debut album, "The Sell-Outs" is bound to go PLATINUM- to match the 91st floor of the NJ Transit Towers Mike DeFusco will approve in his new Planning Board position (thanks to The Sell-Outs!)
GA's got the song list:
- Hello Dark Side My Old Friend
- Good Vibrations with Ruben
- Ravi Can't Get No Satisfaction
- Where Did Our Love for Reform Go?
- The Thrill for Clean Elections is Gone
- How Sweet It Is to be Loved by DeFusco
- Our Little Raia of Sunshine
SIDE 2
- You Can't Hurry Love for Ruben
- Throwing Jim Doyle under the Magic Bus
- Ruben's Love Keeps Lifting Us Higher (and Higher)
- Ruben Lights Our Fire
- What a Wonderful World if Only Jen Won
- Whole Lotta Love for Ruben
Bonus Track:
Dark Side Dreamin'
Catch them at City Hall while you can! They'll be gone in two years!
OH NO! The latest music business gossip is that Tiffany is being persuaded by HORSEY MGMT to start a solo career! Of course she is listening and believing everything her manager is saying. Other problems the band is having include the following: Peter can't tour since he is to old, and Jen, well they are finding out, is really not good at anything.....
ReplyDeleteSid Vicious barely played bass. But he could spit beer like a champ and do stuff with safety pins. Jen just has to find her niche. Maybe bring some beers and safety pins to the next council meeting.
DeleteAll 3 are good at disappointing the people who voted for them in 2015. Every Ward had a Dark Side candidate - except the 3rd; Russo ran unopposed. But the 2, 5 and 6 wards rejected Peter B., Eduardo and Carmelo-with good reason, and in good faith that their Council persons believed in the same principles of good government and fair elections. Like Zimmer.
DeleteNow, look.
Their 2, 5 and 6 ward constituents got duped. Call it a bait and switch. Vote for Reform, end up with the Dark Side.