HOBOKEN-- Sources report that the 2nd and 6th Wards are seceding from Hoboken to become an independent nation-state called "Tiffania."
Tiffania will be a style of government called a Tiffocracy, headed by Council President Jen Giattino. Giattino will sit in a chair. Everything except for sitting in a chair will be done by Councilwoman Tiffanie Fisher. Her duties include, but are not limited to: reading, writing, speaking, governing, legal review, strategizing, hiring, firing, administrative and executive decision-making and math problems. Fisher made her first appointment today: Sybil the Horse to head the Ministry of Conspiracies.
"Not only does he have hundreds of screen names, but he makes stuff up!" Fisher said.
She added, "Jen and I will make Hoboken ungovernable for Mayor-elect Bhalla. We planned to team up with Ruben Ramos to obstruct everything, but I decided we'd secede instead. I told Jen we're going to put an electrified fence around our border, so if Ravi tries to enter- ZAP!"
In preparation for running an autonomous government (not to be confused with the Shadow type) Fisher and Giattino sent a letter today to the NJ Department of Environmental Protection excluding their Council colleagues representing the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th Wards, and the City At-Large, to request a permit be denied to NJ Waterway and NJ Transit to set up operations.
Note, the two councilwomen did not consult their colleagues nor invite any to co-sign the letter, although the entire city and all of its residents will be impacted by the proposed NY Waterway maintenance terminal and NJ Transit bus dept.
Note, the two councilwomen did not consult their colleagues nor invite any to co-sign the letter, although the entire city and all of its residents will be impacted by the proposed NY Waterway maintenance terminal and NJ Transit bus dept.
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Fisher's letter asks the DEP to deny a provisional waterfront permit to Union Dry Dock, NY Waterway and NJ Transit, who submitted their permit application on November 14
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Some may ask: if “More Voices are Better” why weren't Jim Doyle, Ravi Bhalla, Mike DeFusco, David Mello, Mike Russo, Ruben Ramos, and Peter Cunningham asked to co-sign, why aren't the Councilwomen working with their colleagues?
I told you why....
These two are absolute twits. The implication of a letter like this signed by ONLY 2 members of the city council is that everyone else is potentially on board with the idea. That is the message these two idiots are sending to DEP when they send a letter with only their signatures affixed to the bottom. How frigging stupid, immature and clueless are these two? WTF are they doing playing high school games like this?
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to pull these two aside and tell them to stop acting like immature children.
they aren't clueless, at all. they know exactly what they are doing, which in my mind makes it even worse.
Deleteprediction: NJDEP will call or write to the mayor and ask "is this the city's position?" the mayor will say no, we knew nothing about it." NJDEP will think "oh, ok" and toss the letter in the trash.
another "pyhric win" for the butthurt twins.
This behavior is totally unacceptable and contrary to the oaths of office these two clowns took for service on the Council. Talk about looking feckless and stupid! Tiffanie has previously shown herself to be a megalomaniacal nut, but I never thought that Jennifer Giattino was this crazy. Wow!
DeleteThey are on track to make Beth Mason look good by comparison.
DeleteThe Tiffanatrix does not wait upon the unelectable and the poor at math before taking decisive unilateral action!
ReplyDeleteThat's what the people wanted when they selected her to run our government in exile. Or if the people had selected her, that's what they would have wanted. Since we already knew what they wanted, actually winning an election was unnecessary.
This is a stupid pet trick right out of the Mason playbook authored by the infamous chum-like FinBoy. Their antics were stupid and resulted in a hasty and embarrassing political retreat by the Harridan of Hudson Street to the bowels of the Municipal League Convention where she stupidly sponsored a drink all you can slopfest for Sweeney - for what purpose other than spreading Ricky’s cash around and trying to make herself semi-relevant, nobody knows.
ReplyDeleteMe thinks that history is about to start repeating itself. What the fuck is in the water in the 2nd Ward? We got rid of one idiot and now it seems like we are going to have to suffer from another moron’s feeble, ludicrous, childish, churlish, unbelievably inept and tone deaf attempts at obstruction. From which planet did she drop into Hoboken? Here’s a thought, maybe Reform (the legitimate Reform, not some half-baked “Resistance” that has infected some random stable with mounds of un-composted horse manure) can buy each of them a bus ticket so that they will schlepp all of their belongs to Sweeney’s district in South Jersey and relocate together. I hear that misery loves company.
By the way, we have not one but two corporate websites and this so-called story isn't on either of them. In other words: FAKE NEWS!
ReplyDeleteWe do have solid, on-the-scene reporting on Beth's window treatments on our All New! site, Hoboken Aardvark or Repossessed Antiques or whatever we're calling it so far this week. And on our alt-right crazies-only site, Sybil the Horse has made up an entertaining new yarn about how Unelectable is trying to stop the investigation into the anti-Unelectable fliers that Unelectable made himself to torment his family. By way of sourcing we offer the usual assortment: "some say," "many believe," "someone close to the situation suggested," "more and more people are convinced," and the always incontrovertible "we've been doing this for eight years, so we get to make up any old shit we like." Exciting stuff! Way better than the truth! Many say so!
Why can't you cover one of those two sure-fire winners? Or run a retrospective on The Sign at Church Towers? What are The Sign's thoughts three weeks after the election was stolen? Give the people what they want. If they wanted the truth, do you think they would have elected a guy who says he'll bring back coal mining? Smarten up.
Will Tiffania have a wall to secure it's borders? Rebuild by Design should be repurposed as the new Tiffania border wall, preventing the flood of Antifa and Zimmerist and bhalites from illegally entering Tiffania to spread FAKE NEWS.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea! Don't forget the rust-proof barbed wire on top.
DeleteThe governing body of Tiffania shall be known as Team Jabberwock.
ReplyDeleteCapital city: Butthurtia.
DeleteNational anthem??
They will pick:
DeleteRob Base & DJ EZ Rock - It Takes Two
https://youtu.be/phOW-CZJWT0
the mayor and mayor-elect co-authored a letter to NJDEP today with the city's actual position. the butthurt twins are bound to be extra pouty now.
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