For those who didn't understand that yesterday's post was pure satire, you won't get this post either.
What is "TextGate"?
It's a conspiracy theory invented and disseminated online by a horse to influence voters against Ravi Bhalla. The horse has conflated a mind-numbingly inane action (shutting one's phone off during a debate) to the Watergate scandal; and the seriousness which the creator of such idiocy takes his moronic conspiracy theory was the prime message of yesterday's satire. (He didn't understand it, either- that one flew over the cuckoo's barn).
However, the "TextGate" mockery wasted a day of covering serious stuff, so peeps this is it! Read on...
Believe it or not, a GA reader has uncovered an equally stupid and meaningless scandal...
#MovingPhoneGate
The pics below and this message were sent by the reader:
I re-watched the Hudson Reporter debate agan and Jen's phone moved 5 different times during the debate meaning that when she was not featured on camera one can correctly assume she was taking a peek at her phone. I mean, one would assume if the phone moved while she was off camera it was because she was looking at it during the debate. Unless her phone moves on its own.The funny thing is I don't give a shit if any of them looked at their phone. I just hate the hypocrisy of their entire campaign. Whether its Roman with everything, or Tiffanie with Ravi seeking higher office while Jen is the one vacating her seat to seek higher office, or Kurt angry because he thinks Ravi is running a mean campaign while Kurt literally sits on his ass all day spewing vitriol on Facebook, blogs, and email.
Oh no, is it true that Jen's phone moved 5 different times during the debate...
Let's go to the videotape!
Oh no! It's true! What a SCANDAL.
Imagine all of those CHEAT NOTES she was peeking at in the PRIVATE ROOM. This requires investigation (not really).
#MovingPhoneGate
many people believe the spirits of jon podesta, george soros and saul alinsky conspired to move "jen's" phone to MAKE IT LOOK LIKE she moved it herself to read texts. the word is on the street, the grist will soon be in the mill. it's all there in hillary's emails, wake up sheeple!
ReplyDeletePlease bear with us as we consider our options at this very difficult time. Obviously we are receiving many calls to suspend our campaign. We know how this kind of phone moving must look and pledge to get to the bottom of this extremely disturbing incident.
ReplyDeleteWe wish to remind everyone that we all make mistakes. In the heat of the campaign corners may have been cut. Maybe it was a cry for help. At least it came before it was too late! With professional counseling and all of your kind indulgence we hope to one day emerge from this tragedy stronger than ever! Godspeed!
also, what's up with all of roman's recent "syphillis" references? dude is creepy.
ReplyDeletei'm sure "jen" is proud of her biggest cheerleader. what does she have to say about that type of thing? or perhaps i should "take it up with him directly"?
They're both creepy- with respect to me. Have no idea why any female candidate would be associated with a team that depicts women as sex dolls for servicing the mayor's husband. Oh yes, it's true. Roman is hosting Kurt Gardiner's photo shop of blow-up doll labeled "Nancy" next to a guy labeled "StanIAm" and Kurt wrote: "Don't let Stan work you too hard.... lol" Karen said "that's the most digusting thing ever" when I showed it to her. Neither of them get how disturbing that is- they call it "political satire." What's next for them, photo-shopping women's private parts or sex acts, and calling it "political satire"? It's here:
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those two are completely tone deaf, and come off as sexist and on the wrong side of history. how dumb can they be to post this stuff at any time, never mind in light of the harvey weinstein news?
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