Wow, can you believe it? Somebody wore out a horseshoe pounding on the keyboard last night!
Thank goodness, that was all he was pounding!
Well you know, that overnight surge was quickly washed away by an afternoon surge, which may get washed away by another overnight surge!
I hear some window signs in Church Towers voted too!
Let me analyze these results for you on my blackboard...
Did you get that?
I told you, it's complicated!
The very fact that MSV needed to take that poll seriously is an extremely bad sign for its candidate of choice. Talk about desperation.
ReplyDeleteThe article suggests Jen holding a 2-1 lead over Romano. Does any serious person need to read one sentence further? I can't believe it's come to a point where MSV will shovel that kind of shit. It has been MSV's mission to keep other people from shoveling that kind of shit.
Sputtering about views vs votes is further absurdity. No one sat down to give an objective half hour listen to a candidate they aren't already voting for. Certainly not the proponents of the 24/7 negativity that is the Giattino campaign. In that sense I doubt there are 10 meaningful votes, ie, votes where someone actually compared the 4 interviews, in the whole damn poll.
It's garbage. It had garbage parents, was brought forth into this world as garbage, lived a life of garbage, and has died a garbage death. Only people who are stone-cold desperate for an issue will pretend otherwise. I'm glad the person or persons who blew it up, blew it up to the point of absurdity, so that anyone who is allowed to think their own thoughts can see it for what it is and was.
BTW, it's a nice follow-up to the equally "meaninful article" about Jen's twitterbot tweeting an anti-Ravi tweet. Quelle Suprise! And just as you were recovering from the shock of the Tiff/Peter/Indie endorsements. What's next? Wet rain? Cold ice? So exciting!
In addition to winning the endorsement of our campaign manager AND getting and attack tweet from our paid twitter attacker, we ALSO got a very positive message in a fortune cookie. So it's a lot more of a trend than you think.
DeleteI would share it with you but I don't like your attitude, so you screwed yourself. The fortune will be an Exclusive on the Team GiaFusco Reform Resistance Corporate Website. We'll have a picture of the cookie before and after, so all our fans will know it wasn't tampered with. Hard hitting news!
Team GiaFusco: Real News from Real Cookies!
I am really upset. I pounded my horseshoe on the keyboard for Jen fewer times than Jen's number of YouTube views. Only 109 times. But somebody voted for Ravi 487 times which is twice the number of views of his YouTube got. Why didn't I do that, too? I could have slammed my horseshoe down 800 more times for Jen! She's so lovely.
ReplyDeleteI am really upset. Maybe I'll stay up all night to bang my horseshoe for Jen. When you wake up tomorrow, Jen will have 12,000 more votes. I've got the urge to surge.
Currently at MSFox the word is Jenn is "surging"! Here is my research for the day that I'm sure the #fakenews freaks will say is part of the uh "surge": Ravi twitter followers - 3,237 and Jen 373.
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