HOBOKEN: Earlier today, an eyewitness reported seeing mayoral candidate Michael DeFusco, his fundraiser Ray Farioli and successful restaurateur Dave Jacey sitting together in Schnackenberg's Luncheonette on Washington Street.
Once Greg Dellaquila (JDA Development) arrived, the party of four realized that DeFusco's over sized ego and bloated sense of self-importance would no longer fit in the confines of the cozy luncheonette.
Unfortunately upon exit, the candidate's rapidly swelling head got wedged in the luncheonette's standard-sized doorway.
EMS arrived shortly after, but were unable to extricate Mike DeFusco's swollen head from Schnackenberg's and left him there, where an unleashed dog mistook his leg for a tree.
Eyewitnesses report that this is happening to DeFusco all over Hoboken.
Yesterday his giant head got wedged in the men's bathroom at McDonald's on 3rd and Washington Street. The manager of McDonald's greased it with some french fry oil and 3 bystanders managed to pull DeFusco out.
Another eyewitness reports seeing DeFusco stuck in the passenger seat of a car, unable to fit his giant head through the car door opening. He was finally lifted up through it's sun roof by crane.
One problem for the candidate appears to be that he constantly texts, unaware that his huge, giant head has become a major obstacle.
Don't you have anything else to do ? Get a life .. get a real life /.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with this site is that there is no constructive criticism and it's a constant attack against one candidate .. why don't you bring up issues such as people that one random morning decide they will run just because they can ? .. that's lack of planning, indecision and lack of commitment.. you can't blame Defusco for having the balls to run before Dawn had stepped out .. now that the cat is gone all the mice are coming out for the cheese .
ReplyDeleteI think you have bigger issues I these elections such as Romano running for two positions .. a republican dressed as a sheep and opportunistic runners .
Have you even read this blog, HO, or are you just spinning? Because there has been TONS of constructive criticism about MFD, dissecting his decisions and voting record. Open your eyes.
DeletePlease note: this is not an "attack", merely pointing out the flaw in your argument.
Calling someone a HO is not an attack ? Are you "spinning ". Have class
Deleteummmm...look at your initials, maybe? i wasn't about to waste my time typing your entire name. grow up.
DeletePlease go ahead .. I'm all ears .. you have time to waste .. and a toe too
DeleteThank you for registering, Hobokened Out!
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome
ReplyDeleteHobokened Out,
ReplyDeleteI omitted DeFusco’s rude, snotty remarks to my eyewitness, who was dining at Schnackenberg's. Instead, today's commentary is about the Frankenstein you've created, that would treat a colleague with such arrogance, and sit through a council meeting texting, like he's too important to pay attention.
You know, It wasn't nice to threaten Stick!
What ?
ReplyDeleteDude you have nerve .. so now Stick deserves respect ? Who is paying you ?
Who??
I didn't say anything about respect, I just said it wasn't nice to threaten Stick. Why would anyone pay me to say that?
DeleteI'm the one saying that .. again .. why does he deserve respect ? What's wrong with someone "threatening " which he didn't .. Stick .. but sure .. go ahead .. give the man a push so he thinks he can keep asking for money to do the things he has no money for
DeleteOkay, Hobokened Out.
DeleteTell me
(1)what's so bad about Stick?
(2)what's so good about DeFusco?
I'm all ears!
How about you write that up to
DeleteSo you want stick ?
DeleteHobokened Out. There is something in-between "respecting" and "threatening" a person (Stick).
DeleteHow about "ignoring"? Just a suggestion.
But seriously. Stick would not have gotten in if he wasn't threatened and bullied by DeFusco’s people. You all created that situation.
You are confusing te different things .. I do not create anyone .. what the hell are you talking about ???
ReplyDeleteMaybe some people should not drop from their positions at midnight and maybe others shouldn't announce next morning .. get it right
Hi HO. Quick tip. Don't ask if someone has nothing better to do and then make 5 posts in less than an hour.
DeleteAlso, say something nice about Nason or somebody else so it isn't as obvious you're working for Mike.
Also "only 5 people ready this blog so who cares" is kind of played out. But feel free.
Also referring to all criticism of Defusco as homophobic is copyrighted. Don't worry it gets lots of play.
1/ Do not call me Ho
Delete2/ where did I say "only 5 people read this "
3/ why would I say something nice about other people .. why do I have to ? On the other side .. this blog attacks only MDF but looooves everyone else
4/. Where did I say there always an homophobic slant ?
Did you get a tip too ?
Melissa Blanco ?
DeleteSay it ain't so, HO. Does this mean we can't call GA GA anymore either?
DeleteCould you give us a list of all the new rules we need to follow? That will be more efficient than this trickle of wisdom.
I might call HO HOB instead. That reference is to a recent short-term Irish poster.
DeleteI would be open to that I guess. HOB doesn't go in for the nasty commentary like the other Defoscofiles. Good for him.
DeleteSeriously I'd like to know how Giattino stands in regards of health care , education , equal rights .. unless she is like Ana Navarro (who did not think twice when asked who she voted for ) .. I'm unsure of where she stands .. and I'm not taking Tiffany's "I think she voted for Hillary " comment as te reassurance I'm looking for .. she needs to be open about it or I'll think she's just another delusional republican
ReplyDeleteDeFusco is too unwise to know that once council is in session, texts and emails sent during the context of a meeting are OPRA-able.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan.
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