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| Pair of big knockers on Hoboken doorknob |
The rumors are true.
Hoboken Freeholder Anthony 'Stick' Romano loves big knockers.
In fact, he's shared his passion for bodacious knockers with hundreds of Hoboken doorknobs.
Look around you, people! Stick's knockers are everywhere! And not a moment too soon...
Today is May 3; the election is only 34 days away! (816 hours! 48,960 minutes! 2,937,600 seconds!)
See the urgency?
So, if you're absent-minded like GA, do NOT throw Stick's yuge knocker in the garbage.
I know, most of you will. You'll roll your eyes and say "who put that shit on my doorknob?" Some of you will call City Hall to complain.
GA says, keep it. On your door knob. You will thank Stick's oversized knocker on June 6 when it reminds you who to vote for:
Ummm... do you remember him doing all that stuff?
It seems Stick's knockers have been graphically enhanced.
On the flip side:
Hmmm... let's hope Phil Murphy likes big knockers, too.
Is Murphy endorsing Romano?
ReplyDeleteI think he's a knocker-hostage.
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ReplyDeleteKNOCK KNOCK . . . Is anyone running against either Stack or Romano ?
Stick cant resist a big pair of knockers.
ReplyDeleteZimmer & Romano?
ReplyDeleteOne big Happy Hudco Family? This can't be true!
Can someone verify Stick knows the meaning of integrity?
ReplyDeleteHe dated a lady with one arm and one leg once. Back in early 90's? I think her name was Eileen? Ellen?
DeleteI think her name was Peg. Surname was Legg.
DeleteStick loves knockers on those asian ladies. His penchant for asian women is unreal. And isn't it a violation of city ordinance to paper doors and cars with advertisements? He should be fined and held to the same standards as everyone else,
ReplyDeleteIt is early for doorknockers. Who's running against Stick?
ReplyDeleteWait for it . . . Patricia Waiters.
DeletePatriciawaiters.com
DeleteSo effectively no one is running against Romano.
DeleteMiley D show us da Money deposited in an account you can access!
ReplyDeleteUntil then these pledges are as real as shake shack