Haunted from Deutschland

[Sung to the tune of "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego"]

Well he sneaks around the web from Kiev to Carolina
He' sneaks onto my blog  from Berlin down to Belize
He'll sneak in from a slow boat to China
Tell me where in the world is Dr. Petrosino?

He's got proxies from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

He comes in on proxies from every nation
He's got a shitty blog full of sneakery
His shitty graphs are surely ethics violations
Tell me where in the world is Dr. Petrosino?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,

Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Where from next?


  1. He's remarkably dumb. Promotes STEM but seems to have scant knowledge of the interactions of computers and the www.

    No doubt that's why he agreed to testify in the SLAPP suit - he didn't know how effed he was.

  2. As our Orange-elect would tweet: "Busted, what a huge loser. SAD!"


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