WARNING: First Amendment may cause diarrhea


Yesterday's post was a cautionary tale for those who engage in online political discourse.

What did we learn yesterday, folks?

We learned that the First Amendment can cause these things:

If the First Amendment came with a warning label (it doesn't) it might say:

Weak, mentally-unstable, narcissistic individuals may be particularly susceptible to gastrointestinal side effects of First Amendment use and should proceed heated political discourse with caution.  

First Amendment usage to attack others under a variety of screen names, ghostwritten screeds and at public meetings is NOT recommended for those susceptible to diarrhea, nausea, stress, headaches, exhaustion, insomnia, a debilitating sense of dread, paranoia, and related mental and physical debilities.

First Amendment usage is NOT recommended for litigious nutcases.

The First Amendment should not be mishandled for the filing frivolous defamation complaints.  Such misuse may bite user in the ass. 
Despite this, some proceed at their own peril to litigate wronged bowels and must face the consequences.

After all, mishandling the First Amendment has deeply punitive effects on individuals, the U.S. Constitution and American democracy in general. Hence such abuses are taken very seriously by our courts.

Not all who suffer gastrointestinal distress from the First Amendment have detractors.  Some support attacking the free speech of others,  including but not limited to wealthy and powerful individuals.  

Different strokes, as they say.


  1. Love the subtle douchebag

  2. I gotta tell ya, it's a little weird the way my client has bagged, tagged and stored 3 years worth of diapers. I guess it's just lucky for us they wouldn't get noticed in that diaper ranch uptown. Do they use it for anything else, or just the diapers? Can't even imagine what the neighbors must think.

    1. Careful impersonating a lawyer, especially one funded by the Queen B$tch of Hudson Street

  3. Now we know why Lane was so shaken by seeing himself depicted as a turd in a punchbowl. It really hit home.

    1. True, he toted his briefcase full.of turd pics around Hoboken like a naval officer carrying nuclear codes.

    2. In his defense it's not like he had a briefcase with stuff from work or a college diploma to carry around in there.

    3. So It's true Lane Bajardi never went to College? That's fine if he actually became a success or something, but he's a multifaceted loser. More facets than any diamond he mocked the Mayor's husband about through anti semitic rants.

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  5. Maybe Mr. Bajardi should consider the health issues is not the result of how people react to his behavior, but his own suppressed guilt.

    Or maybe it is just Karma.

  6. Funny, Lane Bajardi did not mention erectile dysfunction. Maybe that is why he claimed to be looking into adoption. With Mason's stock in free fall maybe Lane can't keep it up while protecting Mason's flank.


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