This one's for GA reader Puzzled One, who posted: My favorite tank at LSC is the cockroaches -here you go!
Merry Xmas!
So, what did Santa bring you? Were you naughty or nice? Remember: when you do your re-gifting, don't give the ugly sweater or cheap wine back to the person you got it from.
Ho ho ho!
Well, folks it's a slow week. GA was on Staten Island this morning- do you know it cost $13 to enter New York City's least distinguished borough from the Bayonne Bridge? 13 frigging dollars! I'd pay $13 to leave Staten Island.
When I got home, this was in my mailbox:
Woo hoo!
That paper could have said "The inauguration of Tim Occhipinti". Sounds like a horror flick, no? Can you imagine? Of course, if that were the case, I wouldn't have been invited.
So thank you, Inaugural Committee. And please seat me in the Zimmer-Blogger section: the place where Zimmer-bloggers receive radio transmissions from the mayor's hidden antennae: beep-beep-beep boop-beep boop-beep boop-boop-boop... You got it, Mayor!
OK, anything else going on? Let me check the tank...
Oh, yes! GA hears a hapless herring has garnered such exceptionally poor reviews for his work on the Raia-Occhipinti mayoral campaign he may be 'damaged goods' among the politicos of Hudson County. This from sources outside of our fair city.
Don't despair, talentless trout. I hear your future is in the bag.
Merry Xmas!
 |
| Liberty Science Center hissing roaches for Puzzled One |
So, what did Santa bring you? Were you naughty or nice? Remember: when you do your re-gifting, don't give the ugly sweater or cheap wine back to the person you got it from.
Ho ho ho!
Well, folks it's a slow week. GA was on Staten Island this morning- do you know it cost $13 to enter New York City's least distinguished borough from the Bayonne Bridge? 13 frigging dollars! I'd pay $13 to leave Staten Island.
When I got home, this was in my mailbox:
Woo hoo!
That paper could have said "The inauguration of Tim Occhipinti". Sounds like a horror flick, no? Can you imagine? Of course, if that were the case, I wouldn't have been invited.
So thank you, Inaugural Committee. And please seat me in the Zimmer-Blogger section: the place where Zimmer-bloggers receive radio transmissions from the mayor's hidden antennae: beep-beep-beep boop-beep boop-beep boop-boop-boop... You got it, Mayor!
OK, anything else going on? Let me check the tank...
Oh, yes! GA hears a hapless herring has garnered such exceptionally poor reviews for his work on the Raia-Occhipinti mayoral campaign he may be 'damaged goods' among the politicos of Hudson County. This from sources outside of our fair city.
Don't despair, talentless trout. I hear your future is in the bag.
Perhaps the love couple are having troubles Finn Boy can't fix -- like the cash cow ran dry and now she's looking for a new cow to milk. She should avoid Carmelo, he won't be making too much moo-la if he gets dumped out of his HHA job
ReplyDelete