Ho ho ho!
GA readers know what it means to me to be remembered around the holidays by our elected officials.
These cards hold special meaning; especially the ones addressed to "CURRENT RESIDENT" because I know wherever I go, like heat-seeking missiles, they will find me where I will always be that special "CURRENT RESIDENT".
So, GA was delighted to be remembered again this year by my State Senator, Brian Stack. Thank you, Senator Stack!
I like this year's card; it's bright and cheery. And bilingual!
Hoboken residents: don't hold your breath for your Zimmer holiday card; you'll turn blue and drop dead first. And I mean it. You will literally be six feet under or in an urn on the mantle before you get one from her. Thanks for nothing, Mayor.
I did get a Christmas card once from Michael Russo. And former Mayor Roberts, too.
Savvy politicians know that people like getting stuff. Free stuff. I do.
So please send your poinsettias, chocolates, turkeys, breads, and miscellaneous tchockes to me, "CURRENT RESIDENT" in your ward, district, city or county.
Is that a deal?
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