Poopie KOs FinBoy© on Patch

 As if the discourse on the Patch message boards hadn't reached new depths of idiocy...

Introducing in the left corner, zimmersbroomstick (disgraced Hudson County operative James Barracato a.k.a. FinBoy©)...

 And in the right, introducing poopie (unidentified)...

Are you ready to rumble?

Round 1: 

zimmersbroomstick leads off with a weak left lobe... his jabs are slow, dull, idiotic... so moronic and offensive they fall way off his target and land in the ring with a barely-audible thud...

zimmersboomstick tries an upper cut with his right hemisphere, but it's just as slow and dull as his left one, possibly worse... 

zimmersbroomstick's synapses are firing slowly... at each other...  he's so dreadful he can't get out of his own way... and lookout!  Here comes poopie!

poopie lands a hard right to zimmersbroomstick's already wounded reputation with his nimble wit... and pounds the imbecile with clever attacks from left, right and center... and it looks like the slob from Weehawken is no match for poopie...

but wait... zimmersbroomstick attempts a comeback with a gratuitous and offensive reference to the mayor's Passover seder... is our flabby fighter injecting antisemitism into his rancid rantings?

just for that poopie comes out swinging...

his deft pummeling of zimmersbroomstick's limited cerebral function and infantile online behavior reduces his opponent to a quivering fish filet...

zimmersbroomstick is no match for poopie...  

KNOCKOUT!

If you'd like to join the poopie for mayor Fan Club, you may send your fan mail to poopieformayorfanclub@gmail.com

As for the battered Weehawken Fish-stick (get it? battered fish-stick? haw haw) he'll be back, with the same old brand of stupid marketed under a new screen name.