New Mason TV Ad Campaign

From GA's Inbox:
(redacted)  just said he saw a commercial how the four council people saved the hospital.

Beth aint going down until she spends every last penny.

GA imagines the Norma Desmond of Hoboken descending  her Hudson Street mansion stairs, slowly- in her nurse costume.  Smiling,  Norma Mason blinks into the gauntlet of media and their flashing cameras  lining a path to the waiting paddy wagon.  Slowly she turns her head to meet the eyes of an FBI agent and says, "Senator Menendez, are we ready for Capitol Hill?"

Like this:

Have you seen the new Mason TV ad?   

GA hasn't.

And tt's not on Hoboken411 (yet)  but something tells me the Ricciardi arrest may have Klaussen spooked. Maybe.  If he isn't, he should be.  No doubt Ricciardi spilled plenty of beans to get the charges so dramatically reduced.

Estimate perhaps 100,000 pieces of intercepted email in Ricciardi's 'Archive' file.  Each is a separate count- at 5 years a pop.  That would bring his sentence into the next Ice Age.

Nope.  Surely the Feds threatened him with life in prison if he didn't give up the whole she-bang. Which is why Russo, Mason and her cohorts at Hoboken411- may be very nervous.

And the hospital-spin airing on a TV near you.

In Goebbels 'Big Lie' fashion, Mason keeps repeating the Lie until (she hopes) it's the accepted truth.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."

- Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Propaganda Chief
I would urge the folks who KNOW the TRUTH to start talking... how Mason worked furiously behind the scenes to sink the hospital sale.  How her 'gang' negotiated ZIP. The so-called give backs were announced  at a press conference with Mayor Zimmer by the HoldCo Chief Transition Officer Philip Schaengold 3 weeks earlier.

I urge those who know the TRUTH to tell your stories.

And you know who you are.

Remember the words of Not-Stempler, GA's legal department on the so-called City Council minority hospital sale 'agreement'- the one Mason brags about in her new TV ad:
It appears that the council minority is striving to create a rump mayoralty position within the mayor/council form of government, which rump caucus has veto authority over the executive power granted to the Mayor. The Mayor of Hoboken is Ms. Zimmer. She is the executive charged under the Faulkner Act with the executive functions of the municipality. In many cases the council is called upon for its advice and consent, and in other matters (like the emergency designation) requiring a super majority for action of the City to be deemed effective. Such participation is not to be mistaken for usurpation of the executive function.

As to the actual contents of the letter, I had to listen to the proceedings several times, taking notes, because the summary of the letter which Ms. Mason gave bears no resemblance to the actual words and sentences contained in the letter. It would be a fundamental error to characterize the letter as any form of legally binding agreement. It is not necessary for me to go into great detail on this issue as the examples are so glaring. It would appear that the other members of the minority also believe that the agreement represents some kind of binding obligation on the City and the buyer. I would be curious to find out if that is, in fact, the case. If so, it would appear that you have a council minority that has a fundamental problem with reading comprehension. As to the general style and tone of the letter, it appears to me that the buyer carefully stroked Ms. Mason’s ego and smooth talked her into believing that the sun rises in the west. Kudos to its author.

(Updated, 10:00 AM)
More about the commercial from the same source:
It ties Zimmer to Christie numerous times. The four saved Hoboken from Christie cuts in womans health care..... The ticker below claims FREE ALZHEIMER CLINIC?????  Really???  Free.

Free womans health care. For the poor.

They want to tie her to Christie.  Want bnrs to think she is republican. Commercial is blurry n edited poorly. And the end is cut off.
Wow.  Does HoldCo know about these 'free' clinics?

This is the act of a woman preparing to claim political victimization. 


  1. The Mason campaign never ends. Mr Projection (I forget which one of The 37 Lanes it was) naturally accuses Zimmer of a permanent campaign.

    Can't help but think this is more positioning for an upcoming PR campaign claiming that Mason is being investigated in a coordinated attempt to silence a whistle-blower (hence all the Christie tie-ins).

    Look for Mason to claim kinship to other persecuted whistle-blowers, eg, Daniel Ellsberg, Karen Silkwood, Erin Brockovich, etc.... Have air sickness bag ready.

  2. At least Norma Desmond had a past to feed her delusions. Mason's pathology required the fictitious creation of a professional resume that doesn't stand up to any amount of scrutiny. Such skills she has, delivering those deliverables! Her scene would be played more like Carol Burnett's send-up than Gloria Swanson's original.

    Mrs. Richard G. Mason's new videographer would be wise to get paid up front and in full for every wasted inch of tape he records of the Harridan of Hudson Street.

    Perhaps if she doesn't pay him the way she's rumored to have done with many, many others in her employ, he can create an award winning documentary with the toxic footage. Let's think of titles, shall we?

    "All About Evil"
    "The Worst Years of Our Lives"
    "Letter From an Unhinged Woman"
    "Citizen Insane"
    "Con the Waterfront"
    "Raging Bullshit"
    "Rebel Without a Clue"
    "Swindlers List"
    "Four Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
    "To Kill a Hospital"
    "The Sale of Two Timmys"
    "The Horror and the City"
    "Lie, Lie My Darling"

    and "Psycho"

  3. More brilliance, Oracle!
    How about:

    "Whatever Happened to Baby Lane"
    "Prince of Snides"
    "Sixteen Handles"
    "Four Sleazy Pieces"
    "Sorry, Wrong Dumber"
    "You've Got eMail"
    "Sleazy Derider"
    "Wuthering Slights"
    "Pathetic Overtures"
    "Meet the F*ckers"
    "Grand Delusions"
    "True Snit"
    "Beth and Timmy & Mike and Terry"
    "Pretty in Clink"
    "The Scum Also Rises"
    "The Grifters"
    "2011: A Base Odyssey"
    "Do the Wrong Thing"
    "She's Gotta Have It"

    And many more, coming to a theater of the absurd near you!

  4. More indulgence begged, GA:

    "A Goon for the Misbegotten"
    "This Goon's for Hire"
    "My Cousin Terry"
    "George of the Bungle"
    "Lane, The Obscure"
    "Anthony Adverse"
    "Mason Dearest"
    "The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly"
    "What About Bob?"
    "Fear & Loathing in Hoboken"
    "Dawn of the Fed"
    "Play Christie for Me"
    "Beth: A Pig in the City"
    "Take This Mob & Shove It"
    "Take the Money & Run"
    "Throw Momma Russo from the Train"
    "The Diary of a Mad Housewife"
    "The Bank Rick"
    "Terms of Indictment"
    "The Molfettese Falcon"
    "The Big Sleazy"
    "RICO Man"

    & MBB's personal favorite:
    "Nancy Pincus: Girl Detective"

    Here's hoping that very soon, the FBI masterfully directs "The End of the Affair."

  5. I better get out of the pun business while the getting's good, the competition is crushing me. Oracle and Ms Bossy Boots, I award you both the "p1ywood Blue Ribbin'" for your ingenious execution of this "Clown Sleights Affair".

    I salute you.

    Instead of a film, why not just curl up with a good book, like Daniel Pinkwater's "The Hoboken Budget Chicken Emergency" (that one's for you, ss1959).

  6. After suffering through Mason's "commercial", several more titles come to mind:

    "The Lying Game"
    "The Hells of St. Mary's"
    "Black Narcissist"
    "Chariots of Liars"
    "Lies and Whispers"
    "Close Encounters of the Second Ward Kind"
    "It's a Wonderful Lie"
    "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Quorum"
    "High Loon"
    "I'll Lie Tomorrow"
    "Lust for Lies"
    "Spent of a Woman"
    "The Anti-Social Network"
    "The Three Faces of Evil"
    "True Shit"

    and, "Pulp Fiction"

  7. Oh, Oracle.

    Too many gems, so hard to pick a 'winner' but can't stop laughing at "Mentl" (though it makes me picture that proboscis)

    Ricky's wallet needs a tourniquet. Better send it to the HUMC. Did you know they work for "free"? That's what Mrs. Meshuguna says.

  8. I'm game- How about these?

    "The Fellowship of the Data Theft Ring"
    "Fiddler Demanding Proof" (Mason)
    "On Pupie Pond" (Shoprite anyone?)
    "Mrs. Ricky Mason goes to Lewisburg"
    "Goonstruck" (a Callichio Brothers tragi-comedy )
    "Top Spun" (a Mason Military Media production)
    "The Lane Mutiny" (Lane could turn in his paymaster/friend yet)
    "Live and Let Lie!"

  9. Here are a few more:

    "The Woman who Bought Shots at Liberty Bar and Grill and Committed Malfeasance and while I'm at it F*ck Liberty Valance" (Mason bought patrons shots during Giants Cowboy's game last year)
    "The Turds" (an homage to Ms. Pincus and Hitchcock and her first real "controversial" cartoon on Real Results)
    Sunset Blvd. (Mason's political career)
    "The Loneliness of the Long Distance Political Gunner"
    "Rotting Shill"
    "Clockwork Purple, A" (a Maurauding Masonite tale of society asunder with plunder)
    "Everbending Story, The" (the histrionic tale of the sale of the HUMC told in a series of 30 second commercials)
    "Clear and Present Anger" (Lane's psych profile or Beth Mason's stewing over her 2009 catastrophic electoral defeat)
    "Tales from the Darkside" (Mrs. Ricky Mason's intercepted emails were leaked to create this dark political drama based on actual events)
    Saving Klaussen's Privates (Porn Site operator is broke until Beth Mason's funding allows him to continue blog and at least wear baggy shorts so his nuts don't completely fall off due to frost bite.)

  10. OK, let me throw some on the pile:

    Gone with the Mind
    I've Got Your Email
    Email Fever
    She's Gotta Have It (Your Email)
    Some Like It Stolen
    Silence of the Lane
    O Email, Where Art Thou?
    Lady Sings the Data Theft Blues
    Devils with Dirty Fingers
    Days of Wine and Data Theft
    You Only Steal Once

  11. Here's more:

    "Prison Dinner for Schmucks"
    "Snow Beth and the Seven Perps"
    "Raiders of the Lost Parking Garage Deal"
    "Beth -Blur" ( A gladitorial tale of one the most combatative, distructive and dishonest politicians in Hoboken's history)
    "Forrest Data Dump"
    "Frankenbeth" Doctored hubby Ricky Mason, a mad scientist with other people's money creates and funds a political monster of epic Hoboken proporations.
    "Goodfellas" Shot at the Malibu Diner, Russo family and others in La Familia recall their greatest crime capers including, Lufthansa, $5 a tow, and data-gate.
    "Lane of Arabia" Persian wanna-be news anchor trims eyebrows and supports Italians to try win favor in local politics to a get a ba-job but gets nowhere and cover is blown when brought into FBI dragnet. He finds he has no friends and truly what it is like to live in a desert.
    "Singing in the Shower (and dont' drop the soap)" - The future of Lane and Perry's anal integrity is into play in this controversial, gritty,and dark prison musical.


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