Mazeltov!


Last night, New York became the became the sixth and largest state in the U.S. to legalize same-sex marriage!

42 years after Stonewall, and gay people have finally earned the legal right to be miserable.

Congratulations!!!

Now listen up, gay people.  Now that you've been permitted into the sacred institution of holy matrimony, remember these six letters of the alphabet: P-R-E-N-U-P.  New York is NOT a generous state like California.  No, if you want to get your piece of the pie, you'd better get it in writing.  First.

So remember that, gay people.

And here's something for you peeps here in New Jersey: New York does not require residency for a marriage license. 

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