Mason Talked to the FBI

 And there is an Easter Bunny. He's about 6'-4" and hops all over the planet with a basket of chocolate eggs. That's a fact.

Other facts...

In a stunning rejection of the Mayor's (real) statement from the FBI that releasing emails to the City Council would "compromise" their investigation, Beth Mason declares an (imaginary) one with investigators in which they said she's the boss and can have WHATEVER she wants.  Including anybody's email.  Anywhere.  Like yours. With a snap of her fingers.

*snap* 

HAND IT OVER.

Further, the voices in Ms. Mason's head- those of the imaginary investigators- apologized for talking to the Mayor at all and begged her (Mason) to let them continue their investigation.  Mason agreed as long as the imaginary investigators call her Mayor Mason going forward, curtsy, and obey her orders cheerfully.  Just like the kitchen help at 921 Hudson.

According to Patch:
Tabakin has said in previous meetings that releasing emails or other information to Mason, may interfere with the FBI's investigation.

Mason, though, said that's not true. "I spoke to the investigators," she said. Mason would not divulge any details about that conversation. She said she got the number of the FBI agents from somebody in City Hall. She would not say who gave it to her.
I believe it.  Hippity-hop.

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