It's Sal's dog!
Sal told the story of his pooch's heroics on The Hoboken Journal:
Way to go, Sal's dog!
Um..I mean, SHAME ON YOU, Sal! BAD SAL. Don't you know not cleaning your dog's doo is a misdemeanor punishable by fine? Oh, you FORGOT... oh, Sal.. well, then that's OK. Just let it happen again.
Oops. I meant to say DON'T let it happen again. EVER. Until tomorrow. Oops, another typo. I meant to say 'never', until never. Don't let it happen again until never.
And let's hope never comes soon.
Really, GA does not endorse lawless behavior. Does taking a dump in front of Mason's house count? I guess so... in that case it's time Sal punished his bad doggie. If that were that MY dog, I'd give him a treat. I meant 'scolding'. Can you imagine what Sal's dog might have done to her Jimmy Choos? Or Guccis.
Anyway, I'm not sure Sal would want me to post a pic of his dog, so here's how GA imagines the precious pooch:
Let's congratulate Sal on his dog's service to Hoboken. Um.. I mean, let's all condemn Sal and his dog.
Another day.
Sal told the story of his pooch's heroics on The Hoboken Journal:
Way to go, Sal's dog!
Um..I mean, SHAME ON YOU, Sal! BAD SAL. Don't you know not cleaning your dog's doo is a misdemeanor punishable by fine? Oh, you FORGOT... oh, Sal.. well, then that's OK. Just let it happen again.
Oops. I meant to say DON'T let it happen again. EVER. Until tomorrow. Oops, another typo. I meant to say 'never', until never. Don't let it happen again until never.
And let's hope never comes soon.
Really, GA does not endorse lawless behavior. Does taking a dump in front of Mason's house count? I guess so... in that case it's time Sal punished his bad doggie. If that were that MY dog, I'd give him a treat. I meant 'scolding'. Can you imagine what Sal's dog might have done to her Jimmy Choos? Or Guccis.
Anyway, I'm not sure Sal would want me to post a pic of his dog, so here's how GA imagines the precious pooch:
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| GA's Dog Hero of the Month |
Let's congratulate Sal on his dog's service to Hoboken. Um.. I mean, let's all condemn Sal and his dog.
Another day.
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