Deep Uvula: Day 2


Well, it didn't take long for that dangling pink gossip, Deep Uvula, to dish on the Day After.

Here's the latest 'uvulation':
So the strollers got that Jen girl elected somehow.  Not too happy with the effort by Nino.  He shouldn’t have lost with no real turnout.  He let a lot of folks down.  

Mason is a lock. We know the results already.  She is ours for good now.  She would have lost without us. Clear as day.  Michelle can break her anytime she wants to.  She won’t, as long as the checkbook stays open.  

Next stop is to kick some ass and take back the Dems. No question on that one.   Stay tuned.  

Someone is going try and make a play to break up that cozy little Zimmer group on the council. One of your guys will turn, its just matter of  making the right deal.  

Tim is a winner.  Hes got a future, as long as Beth flashes him the green.  He just has to find a way to start putting into the kitty on his own and he will be fine, just as long as he understands who controls his leash.  And it aint’t Beth. 

Not happy at all with the 5th. Perry don’t listen too well.  He needs to move to another ward because he aint winning nothing where he is.  And it don’t look good city wide for him.  But he will always run for something.  At least Pupie finally got it.  Sometimes its better to be in the drivers seat and steer the car and let someone else sit in the back.  They’re going where you take them. 

That Scot kid was a real disappointment.  Turned out to be a real gasbag.  

But now you guys got that budget thing hanging around your neck – we just get to stand by and take shots at you.  Nothing is on our backs, its your show.  Perfect way to set up the mayor race.  Ruben better find a way to deal with Beth. 

Hmmm... so someone on the Other Side is going to make a play for a Reform majority member... make them some sort tasty, irresistible offer to 'flip' them to the Dark Side?  So Russo holds his position in the HHA?  To keep Beth and Timmy in the top spots?

Jeez ,Uvula... I think you've been out drinking with your neighbors, the Tonsils. That ain't happening.

Any time soon.

Comments

  1. Hey, somebody else might flip. Mebbe Ms Mason wants to think about playing ball with reform again. They do tend to hold the majority now. And what has the bedding down with the evil empire thing begot but expensive, unseemly, fickle friends you don't want to be seen in public with, a boatload of nondeductible, uncategorized expenses, more and more embarrassing questions from the kids, and as Monty Hall would say, the same ol' lousy council seat you brought to trade?

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  2. No thanks. Uvula's right -- she's theirs now. I think I speak for many when I paraphrase Groucho Marx and say, I would never join any club that would have Beth Mason as a member.

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