Deep Uvula: Triumph of the Uvula

Not funny!

GA, putting a uvula on an old German film poster with the same font as Helmer's in Hoboken--  now  you'll be thoroughly vilified  and used in a vicious and stupid City Councilwoman's dying campaign.

That's right.

Comparing your glistening pink gossip, Deep Uvula, with Hitler's uvula?  Did he have one?  I know 2 people without uvulas. Not me. I've got one.

If Hitler had a uvula it was rotten like the rest of him.

I never should have done that uvula poster.  Look how upset it made Beth Mason. She even brought it to the  OLG debate!  I hear she carries it everywhere: to the grocery store, the laundromat, K-mart,  the shower. Just in case.

Well, GA's source from deep inside the OTHER camp is not evil, vicious, stupid or mean. Not like those who exploit profoundly painful issues for political gain.  No, he/she is  a blabber-mouth, always ready to spill the beans.

And don't you love it?  I do.

Here's the latest:

Busy week.  Been executing the plan.  

Those idiot reform geeks don’t have a plan.  A lot of mouth, but no plan. No election day troops to get the feet in the voting booth or to walk the absentee ballots in. Greaney is all talk and no action. Kurta and that Rami guy got nothing going on. Prop up that new guy in the 2nd a little more and we get a run off, at least.  But that Jen girl is making folks edgy. But after all is said and done,  everything is going as planned.  

Now, we expect some kind of fuck up like Terry being a loudmouth ass or Beth doing something stupid with her checkbook.  Jesus, hiring Stevens kids to held up posters.  Out of a bad movie. But thank god for that check book.  Sometimes you have to take some bad with the good.   Just as long as we can replace the fuck up with another play.  And we have plenty of tricks left to cover over fuck ups. 

All in all, Beth’s goodness is pretty good to have.  Ask Tim.  Nice brochure she made for him.  Meet him Saturday to see firsthand how to take credit for the Mayor’s work.  

She and her “publicity hounds” are getting hammered these days – they are so busy dodging the incoming shit that they are wearing helmets in City Hall. Mrs. Russo, Stack and Smith kicked her ass. Funny to see all of the vipers playing pretend nice with each other.  A common enemy is a good motivator. Once they have Ramos get rid of the Mayor from City Hall, they’ll eat each other, and Ramos, alive.

Ball Boy can’t play in their leagues and is going to be very sorry he tried these tricks.  As I said a while ago, get ready – it is coming on ALL FRONTS! 

Can’t say you weren’t warned. Sorry about some of the stuff said about you, but that is from Beth’s camp.  Hell, everyone reads you. But nobody else thinks you’re worth all the effort and attention. A pain in the ass that they would like to dump off the Board  and no one wants to invite you to Sunday dinner, but not worth mud wrestling with you.  There are plenty of other easier and less messy mud pies to throw up on the wall.  

But the checkbook and her little man have determined that you’re going to have to dodge a few more.

Nothing personal from us, it’s just politics.

But from Beth and the little kid, you really pissed them off with that Jewish group thing.  That did not go well at all. Made her look bad to her important friends. 

Well, just a few more weeks left.  Slow and steady glass grinding is winning this one.

Wow, GA got a mention in there.

Yeah, I know I'm not worth the trouble- a big waste of time, but Bajardi is absolutely obsessed with me.  It's quite strange.  He followed me out of the City Council meeting last week, slipped in front of me and snapped a photo of my friend, creepily saying, "I've been wanting this for a long time, my friend".  Ew.

Don't believe me?  

I have the audio. Yes, and I won't tell you how I got it.  I'm saving it for a rainy day.

No... it's very strange.  Bajardi has peculiar feelings toward women- love or hate. Either extreme. A classic case of borderline personality disorder (BPD). 

People with BPD are often uncertain about their identity. As a result, their interests and values may change rapidly.

People with BPD also tend to see things in terms of extremes, such as either all good or all bad. Their views of other people may change quickly. A person who is looked up to one day may be looked down on the next day. These suddenly shifting feelings often lead to intense and unstable relationships.

That's  him. All emotional extremes.

He worships Beth.  Like  a mommy. Or a pot of gold. He hates the mayor to an abnormal degree.  And Lenz.  And Soares. And Marsh. And me.  As does Mason.  It drives everything they do.  

Sick.

For the others, the Russo side, it's not personal.  Never personal. They wisely don't give a crap about a lowly blogger.  So, I appreciate that they don't want me to come to Sunday dinner. That's much better than  sick obsession. 

But... if you change your mind about dinner, I'll bring a nice bottle of wine and a pie.  What kind do you like?