Mason UNDERestimeates HQ Opening Turnout

Thousands show up to Beth Mason's HQ Opening on Saturday

2nd Ward City Councilwoman Beth Mason thanked the "over 250 people"  who showed up at the Saturday opening of her new headquarters, but photos taken at the event show Mason's estimate was off by thousands. 

The crowd overwhelmed the corner of Washington and 13th Streets and police were called to remove the thousands of naked well-wishers, leaving perhaps 20 or 30 clothed guests: David Cruz, 3rd Ward Councilman Michael Russo, Perry Belefiore, Mama Russo, Nino Giacchi, Scott Delea, Ruben Ramos among them.

GA would like to set the record straight.  To recap: thousands celebrated the happy occasion with Councilwoman Mason, with a handful wearing clothes.  I mean, maybe 2 dozen.

What a day!  Glorious weather, prizes, and a fantastic turnout.

Please note Councilwoman Mason was fully clothed.


Lane Bajardi Note for the Humorless:  This is SATIRE using the photography of Spencer Tunick.  If you would like a high-resolution version for your easel, my fee is $500 all of which will be donated to the Red Cross for Japan disaster relief.

Comments

  1. p1ywoodMarch 21, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    You and I have conflicting accounts about this event because what I heard on the street is that with the group in question it was instead the Emperess that had no clothes. Maybe I'm wrong again and the simple explanation is the dress code was "transparency".

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  2. Grafix_AvengerMarch 21, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Ha! Good one.

    Well, you know ply... the camera doesn't lie.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 21, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    I missed the naked crowd. Must have came later in the day.

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