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| GA enlarges Hoboken411 graphic in Photoshop to find... |
It doesn't get more peurile than this. The proprietor of Hoboken411, who claims he's been "keeping Hoboken honest since 2006" photoshopped a space between Tom Greaney's two front teeth!
If you don't know, Greaney is Beth Mason's opponent in the 2nd Ward City Council race.
If you don't know, Beth Mason owns Hoboken411, figuratively speaking. Until a fiduciary relationship can be established, that is.
That kind of political facial alteration when used aims to diminish the gravitas of a candidate, to make him or her look foolish. For instance:
Silly, huh? I know my Republican friends are having a chuckle now.
Did Hoboken411 do the same thing to Greaney?
Well... here's what happened.
GA donned protective gear and went over there to see his 2011 City Council candidate 'review', but was immediately distracted by that space in Tom Greaney's teeth...
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| credit: Hoboken411.com |
I notice stuff like that- call me anal or detail-oriented (the latter preferred).
So I examined the H411 image in Photoshop, then compared it to this 'unaltered' version:
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| What Greaney's teeth ACTUALLY look like. |
See what I mean?
GA zoomed way in on both and reached this conclusion: Hoboken411 tried to transform Tom Greaney into:
Howdy Doody!
What time is it, kids?
It looks like Klaussen used Photoshop's 'smear tool' to sweep some pixels from City Hall over Greaney's face to produce the 'Howdy Doody-effect'.
Ironic that he chose the 'smear' tool to smear Greaney...
In any event, it's hilarious. I can't imagine a tooth-gap is the best weapon in Mason's arsenal.
Or is it?
Can you imagine GA ever doing such a thing to Mason? Never!
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| Something you'll never, ever see on Grafix Avenger, not for as long as you live. |
I can't get past the fact that Terry Castellano is running against Iggy Pop.
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