When Regular Truth Won't Do...

Try Tim's Truth!

It's new and improved.

It's not like truth in-a-can, it's longer-lasting and fresher-tasting...
  • Stuff it in your drawers to make your undies smell better!
  • Wear it in your hair to keep out lice!
  • Makes your wood floors shiny!
  • Sprinkle it on salad for extra crunch!
  • Cleans ear wax!
Tim's Truth is unlike any other truth.

When the REAL truth simply isn't good enough, buy what Timmy's selling:


  1. Have to cut out early and go to long Island. My cousin's daughter Amanda(middle name Pincus of course)is having a Bat-Mitzvah. She could use Tim's product because it's gluten free. Where can I get some?

  2. Mazeltov, Amanda!

    You can buy it direct here:



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