VBM's are a Boy's Best Friend


The French are glad to die for love...

A vote in the booth may be quite continental,
But VBM's are a boy's best friend
Democracy may be grand but, won't pay for your W Hotel flat
Or help you feed your pussy cat

Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose are charms in the end
But Mail-in ballots in a box or bag
Don't matter if you're a hag
VBM's are a boy's best friend

Tiffany's................Cartier...............Lenz's Ward

'Cause we are living in a material world,
And I am a material girl

*kisses the crowd*


(spoken) Come and get me ,boys!

TALK TO ME HARRY WINSTON AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!

There may come a time when you need a lawyer
-but VBM's are a boy's best friend
There may come a time when your cell mate keeps you up all night,
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your boy when ballot prices are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
VBM's are a boy's best friend

Stealing elections is strictly platonic
'Cause VBM's are a boy's best friend
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
You stand straight at Tiffany's

Ballots
Ballots
I don't mean rhinestones

But VBM's

VBM's are a boy's best...
VBM's are a boy's best...
VBM's are a boy's best...
VBM's... are a... boy's... best... Friend!


Comments

  1. Where's "Perry the Hair" in the rogues gallery? I think he earned a spot with all his efforts to "help navigate the noise on those ballots."

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  2. Back at ya, hulla.

    Hold the phone...

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  3. Good one, GA!!! There's Perry's hair and big Mike Russo in the foreground. Looks like Perry's hair is conducting the orchestra. And,my,my,my,...there's David Cruz looking so Madea-like. After this election is over, he's starring in a new flick called "Diary of a Mad Political Communications Director".

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  4. GA you are the best. But this VBM situation stinks. Look at the interesting VBM request breakdown by district as of 10-25-10 it tells a story and it's not a pretty one:

    4-1 total mail in ballot requests: 82
    4-2 total mail in ballot requests: 51
    4-3 total mail in ballot requests: 177
    4-4 total mail in ballot requests: 220

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  5. hulla... awesome BREAKING news... check back shortly.

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  6. That's a slimming look for Cruz. I think he oughta wear that around the pet store more. It will be like buying a goldfish from Divine.

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  7. Ha ha... good one, Info. Though Divine was more classy.

    RIP, Divine! Miss you, girlfriend!

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