New (Interim) Punching Bag Hired!

Congratulations to attorney Mark. A. Tabakin, Esq. of Weiner Lesniak, LL, hired by Mayor Dawn Zimmer for the role of Interim Punching Bag (a.k.a. Interim Corporation Counsel) and will appear in tomorrow's episode of Abuse Theater held in the City Council Chambers at City Hall.

We look forward to witnessing Mr. Tabakin's stamina under intense pummeling and full-throated grandstanding by our favorite show-ponies, which will likely include a cameo by our buttery- voiced, ever-angry, foot-stompin' bloviator... you-know-who.

So bring your own popcorn, a Sympathy card and a tourniquet... it may get bloody.


  1. Fasten your seat belt, you are in for a bumpy ride.

  2. Doesn't know what he's getting into.


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