Barnyard Kudos

to Smartypants, whom you know as the talking horse on his MSV exclusive today.

The subject: bartering of the democratic election process in Hoboken via absentee ballot.

A practice which has flown unfettered below the radar for years; the accumulation of empirical evidence so overwhelming and persuasive that the public knows it goes on and the certainty of reaping this unholy harvest a given in the calculations of campaign strategists.


The hypocrisy among the flag-waving patriots in this town who participate in this subversion of American democratic principles is stunning. Invert your flag- pins, you creeps. 180 degrees-- an SOS for a fair election process.

Section 8a of the United States Flag Code states, "The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property."

Flip it, rats.

To the henchmen who assist in such organized election thievery: you are traitors and deserve what's coming to you. My dad and his brother were WWII vets--they and the millions of others who have served this country with honor are disgraced by your betrayal of the principles they fought for.

Time's up for you. The electorate is pissed.

The open, dirty secret of cash for absentee ballots, organized election fraud, have made Hoboken elections a punchline. Let's see what happens in November and who gets the last laugh.

Meanwhile, Smartypants is not only a crusader for free and fair Hoboken elections, he is quite the athlete. Did you know that he tried out for the Los Angelos Dodgers? He's a big show-off, actually.

Here's a clip of his flirtation with the major-leagues: