Guest Poet: The Bard

Grafix Avenger invited his Lordship of Limericks, the Ham of Haiku, or as we infection-ately know him, The Bard of Hoboken, to submit a Mother's Day tribute.

Why The Bard?

Because his recent poetic eruptions reveal a sensitivity and tenderness for his victims, pausing to check their vital signs as he pounds them silly with rhyme.

So here for your enjoyment (or tolerance), is The Bard of Education's heartfelt Mother's Day tribute:


Here is a song to get everyone in the Holiday spirit (albeit a little too early for Xmas but what the hell). With Mothers Day coming I figured it would be appropriate to celebrate Beth Mason, the Mother of Hoboken political hypocrisy....

(It takes a little musicality to make it work with the phrases but it does.)
Jingle Bells

Verse:
Off to Church Square Towers we go,
Mason spewing political snow,
Sold the taxpayer out for 300 votes,
And spent tons of Ricky's dough.

Her skin is the palest white,
she's still putting up a Mayoral fight,
She just complains and doesn't do a thing,
and just votes no on Council night.

Chorus:
Oh Jingle Bells, Mason smells
Her clerk laid an egg,
If Beth doesn't want jail time,
she'll get on her knees and beg

-The Bard of Hoboken