411 Shoe Salesman!

And you thought the resident genius at Hoboken411 was always wrong?

NO. You'll be relieved to know that he's only wrong 99.9% of the time!

In his self-satisfied, gloating, smugly stupid and swaggering post on Ravi Bhalla's late 'BE' form filing, the Great Predictor had this to say about what he viewed as the Councilman's unraveling:

He was right!

Yes... expect "more shoes" to drop this week... only he didn't say WHAT KIND of shoes... that they might be LADIES shoes...

Comments

  1. There once was an overly ambitious shrew,
    Who used H411 for her toxic political spew,
    After all was said and done,
    She ended up being the guilty one,
    And her political career is probably through.

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  2. These new allegations are a sign,
    it is in fact Mason that should resign,
    She had a large stash,
    and paid out the street in cash,
    and now could get some jail time and one big fine.

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  3. The Bard of Education is BACK!

    And so much new material to work with... thy bardly cup runneth over with rhyme?

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  4. Ravi Bhalla made a mistake,
    But Mason's ELEC reports are fake,
    Now her empire is becoming undone,
    Not a peep from her minions or Hoboken 411,
    Give it up now Beth for heavens sake.

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  5. Ravi had a masterful retort,
    He said just look at Mason's ELEC reports,
    There are still some outstanding concerns,
    that from Ravi I would like to learn,
    But it is Mason who is now out of sorts.

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  6. Seriously, Ravi has still has some serious explaining to do. But Mason should know that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones and generally have bad taste.

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  7. It seems Mason has a lot of shoes. I wonder if she has special umbrella for when it starts pouring shoes? and will H411 ever report her ELEC "difficulties"?

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  8. My dear RG... I would say let the respective governing legal authorities hammer out the 'splaining stuff...

    For Bhalla: the ELEC commission, for Mason the Hudson County Prosecutor's Office or the State Attorney General.

    Bhalla may get a fine, Mason...?

    Do rich people get the same justice as poor slobs like you? (Oh, I kid... I meant to say "me")

    We shall see.

    Alright, impressive body of work here. Do we get any haiku out of you today?

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  9. Love it! Free-for-all! In Hoboken, we don't need wait for no steenkin' election year! Roll up your sleeves, it's going to be a long, hot summer!

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  10. Riff Lear & it brings us some laughs.
    Still Hoboken's pols made some gaffs.
    Beth Mason's sling-shot:
    A tempest-in-teapot?
    Or pooh-pooh? Doo-doo?
    Boo-who?

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