|Tragedy: mass suicide in the 5th ward. Eduardo flyers dove into a garbage can after ripping themselves to pieces. credit: GA reader|
That is so sad!
I understand things don't seem to be going well for Eduardo over in the 5th Ward. GA heard about a gal who was "afraid to open the door" when he came canvassing- one look through the peephole and she thought, "Creepy!"
But I digress... GA wants you folks to be aware of local Ordinance 110-45. This ordinance, better known as "Don't stuff your campaign shit under my windshield" reads:
City of Hoboken Ordinance 110-45:
No person shall throw, cast or distribute, or cause to be thrown, cast or distributed, any handbill, circular, card or other advertising matter whatsoever, in or upon any street or public place or in a front yard or in any vehicle or in the vestibule or hall of any building or in any place from which such matter may be blown by the wind onto a street or public place, or place on any pole or public sign any advertising matter unauthorized by the owner of the said pole or public sign.Oops! Somebody tell 2nd Ward candidate Peter 'Monarch Man' Biancamano!
A reader sent GA this photo early today...
|Monarch Man breaks local law, Mother Nature gets her revenge|
Before the monsoon arrived.
GA doesn't mean to be un-kind, but... for days, the weather forecast for today was predicted to be rain, rain, rain.
Who is the idiot on the Biancamano campaign who decided to distribute flyers on the day of a rainstorm?
Here 's a tip: people hate these things. Hate 'em.
When these people come to their cars later to find an unreadable pile of wet pulp shoved under their wiper or tomorrow, dried to their windshield, they will not be endeared to candidate Biancamano. No, in fact they might say, "I wouldn't vote for that prick if you gave me a dozen roses and a box of Godiva chocolate."
But really, to avoid this distasteful situation, simply remember to obey Ordinance 110-45.
And please, don't vote for anyone who breaks local law.