1. Will Ms. Fisher know how to sit on her chair?
Chair-sitting is an acquired skill; it takes time for a Council-person to master. Beth Mason had a team to guide her on how and where to sit on her chair, what is a "good" position versus a "bad position," and whether a cushion would raise her enough so she would not be blocked by Jimmy Farina or the seahag to her right. These advisors, who prefer to be called "volunteers" instead of "political operatives," were believed to throw the Councilwoman a biscuit when she obeyed their instructions.
Will Ms. Fisher know how to sit on her chair without a team of advisors? The 2nd Ward wants to know.
2. Will Ms. Fisher wear a Halloween costume?
It is critical to choose the correct Halloween costume for Hoboken's Ragamuffin parade. Does Tiffanie Fisher have a team to dress her up on Halloween and tell her what treats she will distribute? No???? Beth Mason did. One Halloween, Mason's team dressed her up like a drag queen and sent her out in the street with a giant piece of fruit. Another year, after Beth Mason tried to close the hospital, she dressed up as a nurse and marched with a bloated, green Gumby.
Tell me, what will Ms. Fisher do without a Halloween team? The 2nd Ward wants to know.
|Drag Queen and the Banana|
Beth Mason had a team of 'volunteers' (remember DO NOT call them "political operatives") monitoring the popular Yahoo forum called "Hoboken Moms." Not only did they tell the Councilwoman what her constituents' concerns were, but instructed her how to emulate concern ("formulate a response... start posting messages on the Hoboken Moms board") so that her neglected constituents believe she cares. That's how to run a Ward! Posting on internet message boards!
Who will tell Tiffanie when and what to post on Hoboken Moms? The 2nd Ward wants to know.
Because without um, 'volunteers' (don't call them "political operatives") like Beth Mason's to sit Tiffanie on her chair (on a purple pillow), dress her up like RuPaul and force her to post on Hoboken Moms, how will Ms. Fisher know how to govern?
The 2nd Ward wants to know.