|NOW PLAYING: Wednesday Night City Council Theater|
Thank goodness for 2nd Ward Councilwoman Beth Mason! I had no idea our city was under siege by "monster racoons" - did you?
Citizens, you have been warned. Men, women, children and dogs are not safe from this terror.
These are the words of Councilwoman Mason:
"In our neighborhood, everything from the ground hogs to the raccoons to the possums that are out. I had two possums out in the daytime. That's NOT good."
No, it is NOT GOOD." Now that we know these monstrous beasts are lurking about, waiting to prey on our young WHAT CAN WE DO?
Here she is, Beth Mason, warning ALL of us of this menace to human and animal life in Hoboken!
As George Bush once threw down the gauntlet to al Qaeda: "This will not stand! We're gonna smoke you out dead or alive!" so Beth Mason has thrown down the gauntlet to the monster raccoons terrorizing Hoboken streets- especially our garbage cans:
"I demand an autopsy report for every dead squirrel and opposum in Hudson County! Where's my report?"Get her that report, dammit! This is a state of emergency!