Wednesday, January 15, 2014
GA's Family Tree
Thank you, Sigsby Cheatham!
After reading your informative and inspirational Facebook postings about Jewish genealogy, I decided to research my Family Tree.
Thank goodness, the Mein Kempf Hall of Records for Inferior Races was open late. After a light dinner of milk bones, I relieved myself on a fire hydrant and was walked over there.
What an amazing research facility! My family history was a little hard to find because the Hall of Records has everything under one letter: "J". But, eventually I found it.
Sigsby was right! All of my Cave-ancestors got it on with jackals! My G-d, the humping that went on in my ancestors' caves.
No wonder Grandpa had fangs.
What an educated and literate man. Thank you, Sigsby Cheatham!