Thursday, October 10, 2013
CBS Sports Shit-Cans Occhipinti
HOLY COW! DOOFUS-Gate is exploding across America!
Betcha this makes all the network and cable political talk shows AND sports news programs this week... and newspapers, and magazines....
Here is what the breaking CBS Sports article said about Tim Occhipinti and Frank Raia's tasteful letter to Peyton Manning:
Occhipinti, presumably out of ideas about how to actually win the election, decided to write an open letter after the Giants' Week 4 loss (because, really, those always work). Not to Eli, but to his brother, Peyton Manning.
And the article goes on to reprint The Peyton Letter in it's mind-numbing entirety for the entire nation to roll its eyes in unison. If you hear cries from your neighbor's home like this: "SCHMUCK!" or this: "ASSHOLE!" I'll bet you can figure out WHO they're talking about.
Stay tuned for more reaction from our national media as DOOFUS-Gate continues to spread. By the way...
Anybody notice how QUIET it's been from the Ruben camp?