|Thousands show up to Beth Mason's HQ Opening on Saturday|
2nd Ward City Councilwoman Beth Mason thanked the "over 250 people" who showed up at the Saturday opening of her new headquarters, but photos taken at the event show Mason's estimate was off by thousands.
The crowd overwhelmed the corner of Washington and 13th Streets and police were called to remove the thousands of naked well-wishers, leaving perhaps 20 or 30 clothed guests: David Cruz, 3rd Ward Councilman Michael Russo, Perry Belefiore, Mama Russo, Nino Giacchi, Scott Delea, Ruben Ramos among them.
GA would like to set the record straight. To recap: thousands celebrated the happy occasion with Councilwoman Mason, with a handful wearing clothes. I mean, maybe 2 dozen.
What a day! Glorious weather, prizes, and a fantastic turnout.
Please note Councilwoman Mason was fully clothed.
Lane Bajardi Note for the Humorless: This is SATIRE using the photography of Spencer Tunick. If you would like a high-resolution version for your easel, my fee is $500 all of which will be donated to the Red Cross for Japan disaster relief.