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No, not that kind of weenie.
This kind:
What is wrong with you?
You are sick.
Anyway, here's your chance to meet Mike Lenz- or what's left of him- at the opening of his new headquarters at 60 Madision. This Saturday and Sunday!
That's right: you can meet him twice.
Who is Mike Lenz, you ask?
What are his positions on the issues that effect residents of the 4th Ward?
Grab a weenie with Mike this weekend or visit his web site, which looks like this:
And for his thoughts on the issues, go to Mike's 'Issues' page which looks like this:
Wow, Mike's got all kinds of ideas on:
Find out on Timmy's 'Issues' web page:
Oh... my bad.
In fairness to Timmy, I heard that his campaign scriptwriters posted some thoughts for Timmy on there... probably after the above screen cap appeared on GA a few days ago.
Did you know that Timmy reads GA? Well, I don't know that for a fact. I just assumed so.
But do you know who does read GA? Al Sullivan, that's who!
See?
In fact, Al and I are buddies now; we're taking a knitting class together. I'm knitting him a pair of socks and he's knitting me a tiara.
See, happy endings do exist.
Now, go meet Mike this weekend and while you're there, don't forget to feed your face.
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| Original sculpture by Nathaniel Lewis |
This kind:
What is wrong with you?
You are sick.
Anyway, here's your chance to meet Mike Lenz- or what's left of him- at the opening of his new headquarters at 60 Madision. This Saturday and Sunday!
That's right: you can meet him twice.
Saturday, Oct 2, 11 AM-- speaking at noon
Sunday, Oct 3, 1 PM-- speaking at 2 PM
Sunday, Oct 3, 1 PM-- speaking at 2 PM
Who is Mike Lenz, you ask?
What are his positions on the issues that effect residents of the 4th Ward?
Grab a weenie with Mike this weekend or visit his web site, which looks like this:
And for his thoughts on the issues, go to Mike's 'Issues' page which looks like this:
Wow, Mike's got all kinds of ideas on:
- Honest Budgets and Lower Taxes
- Balanced, Friendly Hoboken Development
- Fixing the Flooding Problem for Good
- Improving Our Quality of Life
- Running a Clean Campaign
Find out on Timmy's 'Issues' web page:
Oh... my bad.
In fairness to Timmy, I heard that his campaign scriptwriters posted some thoughts for Timmy on there... probably after the above screen cap appeared on GA a few days ago.
Did you know that Timmy reads GA? Well, I don't know that for a fact. I just assumed so.
But do you know who does read GA? Al Sullivan, that's who!
See?
In fact, Al and I are buddies now; we're taking a knitting class together. I'm knitting him a pair of socks and he's knitting me a tiara.
See, happy endings do exist.
Now, go meet Mike this weekend and while you're there, don't forget to feed your face.
That's not what I'm knitting at all!
ReplyDeleteBut... but... you promised...
ReplyDeleteI never said it was a tiara. I said it would be a surprise
ReplyDeleteDidn't you say my tiara was shabby and smelled like mothballs? I just figured...
ReplyDeleteWell, can't wait to see what you do with your pretty pink wool!
I'm pretty sure it wasn't your tiara I was talking about.
ReplyDeleteOh... well... how about we change the subject?
ReplyDeleteDoes Mike agree to eat one of the hotdogs? He's disappearing.
ReplyDeleteThe hot dogs weren't quite as popular at the BBQ as the hamburgers but it was close. It should be another great day and we'll see if the hot dogs pull ahead of the burgers.
ReplyDeleteKudos to the Avenger for this political roast. Frankly, relish this, as this is as close to "being on a roll" as the Occhipinti campaign may be, he just doesn't seem to cut the mustard. He won't catch up to Lenz, despite trying to rake him over the coals, as long as Mike's voting block gets their buns out to the polls. Don't count on the hamburgers winning, something went wrong with the equipment and the meat was completely ground into powder. Until then, we were going to try to grind and grill some waterfront birds, but we decided that would be taking a tern for the wurst.
ReplyDeleteply, that was outstanding.
ReplyDeleteI love Ply.
ReplyDeleteHey K-
ReplyDeleteHere's lookin' at you, kid