Mason Hearts Real Results!

I'll bet you were on the edge of your seat wondering which BoE slate would win that coveted Mason endorsement. You know, the one that all the candidates were clamoring madly for. And the winner is...

Real Results!

Imagine the surprise in the Real Results camp, when Mr. Beth Mason's letter appeared like fairy dust in today's Hoboken Reporter, filled with praise for the team with "professional management experience" and the "best management experience". I'll bet those Real Results folks needed all that experience just to manage their excitement! After all, who wouldn't want to be anointed with that untarnished Mason seal-of-approval? Her brand is more trusted than ever.

Grafix called it from Day One... see?

I'll let you in on a secret: I knew this was coming. There were a few clues.

There was the 411-Real Results love fest, the crazed Poop Jihadi toting color copies of a Grafix graphic to public meetings, the 411-Real Results conspiracy to trick voters into believing a letter writer does NOT sleep with a Real Results candidate. Add to that Beth Masons' social and political entanglements with the 411 smear merchant and his poop-obsessed minion... well, what would you think?

Best wishes to the Real Results team because we know a Beth Mason endorsement is better than any good luck charm her money can buy.

Comments

  1. you certainly did call this long ago. What whas it that Perry said, "There I said, we have nothing to do with Mason." who did they think they were fooling?

    Wonder what RR elec report will show. Speaking of Elec, Gwenyth forgot to change her polling location. She's been voting in the 4th ward, even though she's been living in the third ward since 2008. Transparent, for sure.

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  2. Interesting, janis.

    Do as I say, and not as I do. Make sure to ascertain the residency of all public school students but blur the lines of your own... 4th Ward, 3rd Ward... what's the diff?

    Hypocritical, no?

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  3. What delicious irony for the team obsessed with residency requirements for school students....

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  4. ... and kudos on your original casting of the real Sullivan/RealResults show. You nailed it!

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