Did anyone get one of these 8 1/2 x 11 inch glossy mailers today?
I estimate the cost for a city-wide mailing of this kind is in the range of $10 - $15K.
On it she asks for "our help" (that's you and me) to "shake the city administration into reality". Huh? How do we do this? Grab pitchforks and flaming torches then descend on City Hall after nightfall like those angry villagers did in the 1931 "Frankenstein" movie? (They stormed a castle it you want to nitpick).
If THEY could 'shake' the Frankenstein administration 'into reality' so could we, the angry villagers of Hoboken, shake those Zimmertinis. Yeah, we could shake them but good!
I don't know about you, but this mailer gets me nostalgiac for the good, ole Dual Job Dawn days.
When a new full-color, glossy reminder of City Council President/Temporary Mayor Dawn Zimmer's selfish and lawless dual jobbery would greet you in your mailbox every few days during Hoboken's mayoral race last Spring? You were supposed to be horrified when you read them. Were you?
I was. I'd cry, "The TREES! What about the TREES?"
The first one:
The second one:
Although many trees gave their lives for the 10 or so mailers deployed in Mason's unsuccessful campaign, there was one bright spot: it made for great parody.
Yes indeed, but not for Dual Job Dawn, there would have been no Dual Cob Dawn, and who could have lived without that?
In fact, if you never signed the Dual Cob Dawn petition, it's never too late. How could you not be moved by its plea?
Acting Mayor Zimmer REFUSES to eat one ear of corn at a time until Election Day on November 3rd!
Acting Mayor Zimmer says it is "not fair" to take away the second corn for fear of losing the first!!! This is a clear violation of New Jersey State law, which says dual corn consumption by an elected official is ILLEGAL in our state!
Yes, the Acting Mayor is ABUSING her power over Hoboken's fruit and vegetable community, as she continues to fill her plate without checks and balances, and no transparency. Her hypocrisy is staggering! She's turned her back on everything she once stood for. IT'S JUST WRONG!
And that's why we insist that Dual Cob Dawn RESIGN her 2nd helping immediately!
Please, sign this online petition and tell Dawn Zimmer that we are fed up with her poor table habits.
So, it remains to be seen if today's Mason mailer is another indulgence, a side effect of too much money and free time, or if there is a method to her madness. What do you think?
In the meantime, sharpen your pitchfork, douse your torch and practice your chant: "Dawn's a witch! She turned me into a newt!'