Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Mason 501(c)3 Special Offer!

cut along the dotted lines

Wow, so that offer on the Mason Civic League handout was real.

excerpt from Mason Civic League flier handed out at a recent  community event (with the glow-stick)

What better way to spread the word than to take out an ad in The Hoboken Reporter?  It's not a bad idea... do you think the dead are going to line up at Mason's taxpayer-subsidized  501(c)3 by themselves?

NO.  They need the living to bring them there, with a coupon.

I also like the slogan:  "Your bereavement is our achievement!"  Catchy. GA assumes "our" means Mason's taxpayer-subsidized 501(3)c.

Look, this is not the first time a politician 'bought' stuff on the taxpayer's dime to build a loyal constituency.  What's the big deal?  The Mason Civic League promises to "assist community members and groups that are in need... making the Mason Civic League their last possible hope."

excerpt from Mason Civic League flier handed out at a recent  community event (with the glow-stick)
Well...

Do you know there are no government programs to assist you in contacting the dead (why stop at burying them)?  After all, the Mason Civic League is "the public's last possible hope!"  


bottom of Mason Civic League flier handed out at a recent  community event (with the glow-stick)

3 comments:

  1. Maybe she can register with Groupon. Promo code CRINGE

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  2. From Nurse Bethy to the Grim Reaper is just a few short years.

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  3. We buried her career, shouldn't she hold services and sit shiva for that already?
    I'll bring the "Devil's Food Cake "

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