Friday, January 22, 2016

Let it snow!


Let it Snow


Oh the weather outside is frightful
Today's court order is so delightful
And since they've no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

We won't show signs of stopping
Until our wallets are popping
With the funds they SLAPPed out restored
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

When we finally kiss our Benjamins
How we'll hate going out in the storm!
We'll hold their garnished wages tight
All the way home we'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
As their assets they are goodbying
But as long as we get our dough
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

Santa or Repo Man?

21 comments:

  1. Hector Torres JunyaJanuary 22, 2016 at 8:47 PM

    Papi always said, "Karma takes its shape in many forms." One snowstorm he kept us inside while he drank tequila singing, "Garnishing through the dough and ended laughing with "me cago en la madre."

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  2. Twist-O-Fate AssholesJanuary 22, 2016 at 9:51 PM

    "Beth and I are gonna own your Condo"

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  3. Let it go, let it go
    You can't hold back the judgement anymore
    Let it go, Let it go
    Give my your condo.
    Turn your back and slam the door
    And here I stand
    And here I stay.
    Let it go, let it go
    Your threats never bothered me any way.

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  4. O.M.G.!!!!! :)))))))

    I wonder if NOW they regret this whole charade, or are they still delusional enough to feel victimized. Actually, when I stop to think about it, I doubt they ever really believed they were victims, it was all a big phony show.

    The question now is will they learn anything from this charade and become better people? And will they have "assistance" is paying damages? If so, I imagine there's one very unhappy bankruptcy law partner in town right now.

    Karma, baby.

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  5. Can't wait to read the Hoboken Reporter coverage of this latest development. In the past, they've been on top of all the travails of the "Hoboken couple", so I'm sure this will be covered prominently in next week's issue. Right?

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    1. Why would the HR be following up on this story? They hate "the blogs" as GA and MSV are described in code there. Reporting the repercussions suffered in perpetrating a frivolous lawsuit by their pals, the Hoboken couple won't happen.

      Remember, the HR called Lane Bajardi and Kim Cardinal Bajardi victims AFTER the court called their lawsuit frivolous.

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    2. anon@12:18, i was being sarcastic. guess i should have included a ;)

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  6. If wage garnishment ends up being approved, no matter how small the amount, it will be humiliating because your employer is involved. If you lied to your employer about how great things were going, that ends as soon as they start having to cut 2 checks.

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    1. NJ law is 25% in a wage garnishment. $30,000 or so annual is not peanuts.

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    2. Would his wages be garnished from after-tax income? I don't believe that a judgment can be taxed as income.

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  7. An award doled out in teaspoons through wage garnishment is no award at all as the recipient would never amass enough money soon enough to pay the legal expenses, the point of the award, no? Wage garnishment should be only a part of the bigger plan to seize assets and convert them to cold, hard-won cash.

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  8. There's a Piano mover in front of 70 Park Ave

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    1. It's just the guy that helps Kim get in and out of cabs.

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    2. That Piano has arms, legs and a big floppy hat

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  9. Deck their halls with boughs of holly,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    For the victims of their folly,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    Don we now their gay apparel,
    Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
    Take the Brady Bunch car of Carol,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    Seize the plastic magnifier,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Repo the harp and join the choir
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    Justice served in merry measure,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    To refund SLAPP victims’ treasure,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    Fast away the old year passes,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Justice served to SLAPP suit asses,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    Sing we joyous, all together,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la

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  10. Careful they aren't scurrying to hide assets.

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    1. If they do, I bet I can guess what lawyer they'd use to help them. Wouldn't it be grand if he was just stupid enough to try to help them with this and they all got in trouble together?

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  11. Silver and Gold
    Silver and Gold
    How they wished for silver and gold

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  12. You go you little Looney Leprechaun Lane you!
    I mean you maniacal Looney Elf!
    St. Nick is coming for an offcycle karmic collection bitch!

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