One gal's musings on the Hoboken political scene
"GA and Horsey are going to OWN YOUR CONDO"
Two roads diverged in a woodAnd I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.
The SLAPPERS chose the road marked "Stoopid"
Hey look, there's a TD Bank over there yonder behind Horsey.
Where's the checkbook when you need him? So much for loyalty.
Forget the bank, go for the chattel. The sheriff puts the stuff up for auction, right? Online, right? We can all bid on their crap. I need a few tiny suits. My wife wants a bathrobe.
I want computer hardware. I'll put the hard drives on eBay.
Need some special order prophylactics for you know, small men..can I put in an order for a box sherrif. New please. Not recycled. I bid $9.99.
My 12 year old needs a suit for a recital in March.
If the sheriff is taking orders, I'd like an HD flat screen tv, a sofa, coffee table, drapes or mini blinds, a queen size bed, anything to furnish my son's dorm suite at college. Sheets, towels, pillowcases ok as long as no stains. Also, cooking utensils. And cutlery. If the dishes aren't cracked and nasty, will take too. Ill take the lot for $500.
I crossdress. Ladies size 22. Slips, bras, giant panties ok.
I'd like a shower curtain.
I'm bidding on the easel.
Got any unused purple pillows? You can keep the used ones...
I need a tent, I'm going camping after Christmas... Oh wait, they get to keep their dresses, it's the shirts off the their backs they lose...
The apartment comes with a built-in Stairmaster, but it must be broken because it didn't do the previous owners any good.
nice view of a municipal lot, though.
What happens when paid political operatives have to do the paying?
Just my opinion, but, if the now irrelevant Masons were to help financially at all, they'd have to figure out a way to get a write-off.
Are appliances up for bid? I'll take the dishwasher, microwave, refrigerator and washer/dryer as long as they're all in good working condition. The rat droppings can be cleaned out. If the stove is electric, I'll take that too. Maybe $300 for all. And shoes, men's shoes size 9 in good used condition, unspoiled by athletes foot or any fungal infection, I'll take them for 50 cents a pair. Can I get 3 pairs for a dollar?
Bidding war...I'll buy 3 shoes (1 1/2 pairs) for $1- that's 33 cents per shoe, which equals 15 shoes for $5 (7 1/2 pairs). Sheriff can we negotiate for the 16th shoe?
considering the suits fit a teenager, it's highly unlikely that the shoes are a size 9. i'm thinking maybe size 6, but with room for lifts.