Friday, May 1, 2015

Breaking: Mason Lands Gig in Hillary White House

ON THE JOB

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  1. I don't care who you are, that there's funny.

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  2. The yellow bag isn't big enough to fit Beth.

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  3. Someone deposited a large load of foul, bio-hazardous, toxic excrement on the White House lawn! And then there's the dog poop.

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  4. Anybody know if Beth is still taking orders to pick up dog crap on the street? I just passed a pile on 4th and Monroe.

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  5. My client --- such fashion sense. She found a sleeping bag that matches the color of her teeth. I'd also like to point out that it isn't a job "cleaning up dog sh!t." It's a job cleaning up what will be called the First Sh!t. I bet she could sell it on eBay if she ever decides to pay my remaining balance (hint-hint).

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  6. I hear the DC squirrels are rabid! Autopsies all around!

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