Thursday, April 30, 2015

Cropped Photo



CROPPED PHOTO
Nothing has changed in the Land of Spin, otherwise known as the space between Beth Mason's ears.

The Mason brain(less) trust is pushing the narrative that Mason isn't running for 2nd Ward City Council because she is destined for bigger things in Washington (D.C. not Seattle.)

GA hopes its true.  In the meantime, her busy worker bees have pollinated Sully's column...
"Mason may be seeking to hitch her political wagon to the presidential campaign of Hillary Clinton... Mason’s early hop on the bandwagon might well earn her a job on the federal level and save her the embarrassment of being beaten in a municipal election –"
 ...and posted 'evidence' on Facebook: an actual photo of Councilwoman Mason with Hillary Clinton!   

The public domain Bajardi emails have taught us how the Mason machinery works.  Look under the hood.  You'll find lawyers and political operatives feverishly cranking out one campaign after another, bada bing bada bang, to advance Beth Mason's political career.  Spin, spin, spin.

The rollout of  "Hillary & Me" is more of the same; the inherent dishonesty of this one is no different than any other. 

 Today Horsey is reporting the rumor that Beth Mason has dropped $200K into Hillary's campaign war-chest.  That would explain the photo; everyone knows politicians pose with donors for a price.

This one reportedly cost $30,000.

Say "Cheese!" and hand over the cheddar.

That's they way it works, people.  About this photo...

GA noticed the odd cropping.  Pop it in a standard 4" x 6" frame (below)... see all the space that got cut out (allegedly)?

CROPPED PHOTO RECONSTRUCTION 
That's a lot of dead space!  What a waste.

GA will suggest 4 options to restore the photo to it's (allegedly) original size.
OPTION A
PHOTO RECONSTRUCTION- Harassment of Brice OPTION

Due to scale and proportional issues, Hillary's face was blocked.  Perhaps Beth Mason might file smaller complaints in the future?

OPTION B

PHOTO RECONSTRUCTION- SLAPP Suit Option

The SLAPP Suit Option is another possibility.  Downside: it takes 2 1/2 years to create.  That's almost as long as growing asparagus from a seed. Again, apologies to Hillary Clinton for proportion issues. Please  Mrs. Clinton, tell Beth Mason to allegedly underwrite smaller SLAPP suits in the future.

OPTION C

 PHOTO RECONSTRUCTION- ELEC Complaints Option

The ELEC Complaints Option works well until Mason gets a 3rd ELEC Complaint, and there goes Hillary. 

OPTION D

PHOTO RECONSTRUCTION-Nazi Truck Option
Speaking from a graphic artist's perspective, the Nazi Truck option is the best layout.  It fits (2) Nazi Trucks- a daytime and nighttime view, the full Facebook photo, and has room for a Barracato.  That's appropriate, since Noel Torres, the driver of the Nazi Truck, recently claimed he got the swastika-video thumb drive, a $5,000 cash payment and $500 to "keep it quiet" from Barracato.  

Does Hillary Clinton know that James Barracato is Beth Mason's "business partner?" Well., he fits nicely in the photo. Oh look, he's holding the disk he obtained with "60,000 emails" between the Mayor/HMHA and the hospital buyer during the sale!  Wow, quite a bonus.

This layout could be even more space efficient if we put Beth Mason and Hillary Clinton inside the Nazi Truck.

Do you think Hillary would mind?Let's ask her!

Maybe the Nazi Truck can give them a lift back to D.C?

9 comments:

  1. Gotta love this Facebook comment, oh boy:

    "Arlette Braxton: She is a very lucky woman to have you on her team she has the best in you and whatever I can do to help please let me know wish it was you running so that people like me can let the world know what a great woman you really are"

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    1. Wonder how much Beth paid that 4th ward " leader" to collect votes?

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  2. Thats a good look for Ricky- a brown bag over his head. The Bag of Shame.

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  3. That is a lot of crop !

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  4. "Case status: CLOSED" ha ha ha

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  5. Option 5: Hillary inside Airforce One, Beth Mason scooping dog shit blocking the runway.

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  6. The Nazi Truck scandal should go over big at Hillary Headquarters. Hillary should be asked to give back the Mason money.

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  7. Hillary for PresidentMay 1, 2015 at 6:31 PM

    Nazi Truck? Is this true? Our campaign cannot be associated with this.

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