GA would like to applaud The Hoboken Reporter for respecting the First Amendment right of anonymous commenters to publish attacks on my parenting!
I have often pondered whether my child would be better off being raised by wolves; it is only natural for others to do the same. Wolves have sharp teeth and claws, and as such make excellent providers of red meat. The prices at A&P prohibit GA from serving meat more than 3 times a week; with wolverine parents little GA would be eating less chicken and more entrails. Further, wolves howl at the moon- something I've never tried.
There are disadvantages to child-rearing by wolves. They lack opposable digits (thumbs), so Little GA would never have played Cat's Cradle or Go-Fish with her Wolf- Mom.
|See what I mean?|
But, all-in-all, it is possible little GA would have been better off raised by wolves. The Hoboken Reporter encourages such discourse; Editor Caren Matzner respects the New Jersey Constitution more than anyone I know! That's why she has allowed numerous commenters to suggest DYFUS be called on me!
Too late, Ms. Matzner- I've called them myself! It is the least I could do, for depriving my kid of years of barking, entrails and howling at the moon.
DYFUS peeps, take me away!