BREAKING: Last night the AWOL holiday turkey was safely returned to it's owner, Ms. Jessica Coco.
Phew, what a relief!
A concerned neighbor had taken the bird 2 days ago, then forgot to give it back to her. The turkey was well-treated and did not suffer any abuse in captivity. In fact, GA hears the turkey was treated like a member of the family, given a nickname, a handmade sweater and a seat at the dinner table.
Thank you, neighbor!
In fact, not only is Brian Stack's heart not two sizes too small, it's three sizes too big!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, to the kind and generous Brian Stack, and to all the turkeys who got pardoned!