|Carmelo got tossed off the Enterprise right into the Doomsday Machine! OH, NO!!!!|
Or, maybe it was, "I got thrown out by the Enterprise."
Let me check that lawsuit... which one is it?
Number one? The sequel? The sequel of the sequel?
There! On page 24, it says under "Count Six" that "these persons" (the Defendants) constitute an "Enterprise" -- the final frontier, where no frivolous lawsuit filed by Louis Zayas on behalf of Carmelo Garcia has gone before. These are the voyages of... the uber-Litigious Dark Side.
Oh dear! Poor Carmelo! Tossed off the Enterprise by those terrible white people, into the gaping maw of the Doomsday Machine!
Yes! They ARE white! White, white, white!
I told you!
Are you sure Dana's white? She looks exotic to me.
I had him figured for a white guy.
What color is the Mayor's husband?
Aaargh! A white invasion!
I knew the "Old Guard" wasn't white! Mike Russo's a Klingon! So's Terry Castellano! Timmy? I'm not sure, but he must have space rocks between his ears.
Jeez, it's a shame the Enterprise turned white. That means Lieutenants Sulu and Uhura got beamed onto a desolate asteroid, or else got tossed off the ship like space junk-- like Carmelo. Oh wait...
Aren't most ethnic Hispanics white? Isn't Carmelo Garcia white? Yes he IS! What about Louis Zayas... is he white, too?
This is confusing. Beam me up, Scotty! (Who is white, by the way.)